Happy New Year - Happy Year of the Pig. Funny wishes for the New Year of the Pig Funny greetings for the upcoming New Year of the Pig
Let the Pig not be bored
And he doesn’t sit idle:
Attracts luck into life
Follows luck
Happiness new brings,
The house is reliably protected.
Everything that the heart asks for,
May this year give!
Happy New Year, my dear man. I wish the year of Piggy to be happy, kind and rich for you. May each coming day bring success, luck and love. I wish you to enjoy life the way a pig rejoices while splashing in a puddle, I wish you to believe in miracles and experience them in reality. Your Oink-oink!
"Happy New Year!" - I say
And I will do everything. Oink-oink!
Let the cereal outside the window make you happy,
And the songs of red-breasted bullfinches,
Little by little wishes come true,
Warm messages from friends are awaiting.
And the whole year will be just as bright,
Like this holiday - with a touch of magic,
Let him bring it wonderful gifts
And it will turn out to be happiness and goodness!
The New Year is just around the corner, can you hear it already grunting nearby? Please accept my congratulations on Best wishes. May there be happiness in your home, may every new day bring good luck, may this whole year be full and cheerful, like the life of a perky piggy.
Trees are painted with silver,
Frost on the windows brought out curls,
The house is decorated with love and warmth,
There are colorful toys on the Christmas tree.
May the long-awaited holiday bring
As a gift, good luck and luck,
It will be a happy and wonderful year
And every wish is waiting to be fulfilled!
2019 is grunting around the corner. I send you my congratulations and sincerely wish you to swim in money like a pig in mud and also cheerfully and carefree to meet every day of the coming year. Health and strength, patience and happiness, good luck and joy, enthusiastic squeals and satisfied smiles.
From Pig as a gift - success, luck,
Pleasant surprises, fun at the Christmas tree!
Do you hear? Someone grunts outside the door. This is the New Year coming - the year of Piggy. Congratulations and I sincerely wish that this year does not act like a pig at all and brings you a lot of fun entertainment, interesting ideas, carefree days, happy holidays, untold wealth and boundless love.
Oink-oink, I’m in a hurry to come to you for the holiday,
I bring gifts, congratulations!
I'm approaching the snowmen
To show the direction.
Don't be afraid, I won't go astray
I walk confidently and boldly!
Don't be afraid, I won't catch a cold,
I put on a warm hat!
Good luck, happiness and success
I give it to everyone who wants it.
Believe me, there are enough of them for everyone.
It's going to be a great year, I promise!
A grunt is heard on the threshold, this means that the New Year is coming and not just a year, but the Year of the Pig. And I wish this year to be well-fed, kind, cheerful and always prosperous. Let your soul squeal with happiness, let luck kiss you on the spot.
The snowstorm is frolicking outside the window,
The prankish frost is playing pranks,
And the New Year is knocking on the house -
Favorite holiday since childhood!
Happy life round dance
Let him race more fun!
May good luck await you ahead
The dream will come true!
Knocking on our doors New Year, gives gifts, joyful emotions and let this wonderful congratulation sound. And with every line that sounds, let there be health, happiness, a bag of money, a barrel of honey, so that life is sweet. Let your bosses respect you, let your friends adore you, let great love overwhelm you, and let the New Year's feast be entertaining. Happy New Year Piggy!
Happy New Year!
Hello! I am a cheerful and kind pig!
I was in a hurry, I was in a hurry as much as I could!
I have an important task to complete:
Delivering a gift is great luck!
My second gift is a huge success,
And the third - cheerful and joyful laughter!
I present these gifts today,
I promise to help you with everything all year long!
Happy New Year, Happy Year of Piggy, congratulations! And get ready to have a fun, happy and successful year! I sincerely wish that in your environment no one behaves like a pig and does not even think of putting a pig in your way so that all year round you were lucky and had a wonderful life. I also wish you to bathe in luxury and happiness, like cute pink piglets bathe in a puddle and mud.
May good luck will give a year,
Life will be joyful, happy
And, as if New Year's ball,
So bright and beautiful!
On the coming grunting year of 2019, I sincerely congratulate you. And I wish you health and happiness, love and good luck, fun and peace, miracles and goodness. Don't stick your snout anywhere and always keep your ponytail crocheted. And may the Year of the Pig give you new dreams and opportunities to fulfill them.
Let the snow fly
Like white fluff
And the Christmas tree sparkles
Cherished dreams Kabanchik
Hurry up!
Happy New Year, Happy Year of the Pig. Accept wishes of love, warmth, prosperity, peace, happiness and good luck. Let 2019 joyfully grunt with great opportunities and prospects, immodest successes and victories. I wish that magic happens to you all year, that every day of the coming year is kind, cheerful and amazing.
Surprises - as pleasant as the first snowball,
Under the decorated Christmas tree there is a bag of gifts!
Joy-filled, sunny days
And many cheerful, good friends!
Happy New Year 2019. May the Year of the Pig bring happiness and comfort to your home, and I ask you to accept the following congratulations: love, attention and respect, prosperity, joy and peace, fun, inspiration and good luck, success, goodness and miracles.
Happy New Year of the Pig!
The time for a miracle is coming
The heart of a fairy tale awaits.
May your wishes come true
Pig for the New Year!
Happy New Year, happy 2019, called the Year of the Pig. My congratulations are flying to you with kind and warm wishes happiness and joy. May the year of Piggy bring good luck, fun, prosperity and a wonderful mood. I wish you to grunt happily with pleasure and never lose face in the dirt this year.
PRE-WINTER
And in the village it’s young winter again
rules the holiday, life and will.
Today they kill pigs and greet them from the hill
the tart smell of smoke and farmsteads.
It's like my time has rolled back
along the ruddy houses and dams.
The sleeping lamps hum under the awnings,
like the sky-high roar of airplanes.
They dumped the pig on a squat table,
a wild cry rushed under the roof,
the narrow knife unmistakably found the heart,
the spirit with the smoking blade came out.
The smoke of scorched bristles turns blue in the cracks,
the frosty twilight of the window breathes.
The blood will wake up and remember itself in names
illuminated by the pagan sun.
The chains ring loudly and the gates creak;
the dog smells meat in its womb:
trembling of languor - a wave from ears to tail,
and the tongue is like a flame of chills!
Ritually, the owner removes the soot -
precision of hands and hereditary experience.
From the open carcass - billowing steam
and Veles's thawed murmur.
Whispering yellow pages - the mistress has words,
the owner answers her gloomily.
A pig's head looks into the sky from the snow
through the eyes of the wooden Chur.
The dark meaning coincides with all the fuss.
The stove is hot in the house...
Here's the meat hanging on hooks in the pantry
and amber bile over the porch.
Fresh on the table! Grated radish kurzhak,
Milk mushrooms are melting under a cap of sour cream.
Pervak flickers in a foggy bottle
and the glasses rattle with impatience!
For the health of the owners, prosperity, comfort,
so that the rye is not destroyed by frost!..
And they will sing an old song in Russian,
wiping away tears...
Victor Kovrizhnykh
A wonderful poem by a wonderful author. I wish he wouldn't be offended by my parody:
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We are not prudes. We are not prudes.
Everyone knows where the meat comes from.
It happens that even before winter
The pig no longer survives.
Pre-winter snow will fall.
Squeal, scream - where to go?
Everything has its hard-earned time -
It's time to turn into meat.
I walked, grunted and here I am
The end has come, therefore.
A sharp knife will cut the stomach -
There was a pig, now it's pork.
They didn't let me live, you bastards.
The knife is used quickly.
How good it is to be a dog
When the owner is not Korean.
Let there be an escalope in the restaurant
(not knowing what comes from where)
The ignorant goon is chewing,
And the boar loses his life here.
Inspired by pig murder
The poet will write, like, an ode.
He writes not for aesthetes,
But for ordinary people.
Without meat there is no inspiration.
With fresh moonshine
The poet suddenly thinks,
What after all: Pegasus is horse meat!
Everything that exists is a farm for:
Hooves with wings and mane.
A good thought came
Although somewhat playful.
Let the bay Pegasus live.
It will still be useful for a poet.
Pervak shimmers like a diamond
And invites you to have fun.
The poet came to the table.
They poured more for him than everyone else.
There is no moral in this fable.
Tell me, did you expect it?
This one is fun, original and fabulous. New Year's scenario for adults on the theme of the fairy tale "The Three Little Pigs", which was written especially for the New Year holiday of the Year of the Pig by the modern author Galina Gvozdeva, I really liked it. We hope you like it too. Thanks to the author!
New Year's scenario - three little pigs (adults)
Good evening, dear friends!
Celebrating the New Year is an amazing time, always busy, always exciting. And we pronounce the words “Happy New Year, Happy New Happiness” with a special feeling, with hope for a miracle that will definitely happen next year and our life will change for the better, what we dreamed about will happen.
And today we congratulate you
We wish you all from the bottom of our hearts
May this new year
He will bring you with him
More joy and laughter
Success in business, success in love,
Always have pleasant, bright days,
Health for yourself and for your friends,
And for the family the same
May God bless you.
And sadness, misfortune and misfortune
Leave it in the past year.
Don't meet them again
Let love reign in your heart!
So that you don't get bored today
And they remembered this meeting
And not just songs, dances,
A performance, a joke, a fairy tale.
A fairy tale, but there’s a hint in it
Good fellows - a lesson.
(Piglet Naf-Naf is sitting by the telephone at the table, counting, writing, there are a lot of papers on the table, glasses)
(Nuf-Nuf and Nif-Nif walk around and are full of pride in themselves, happy, preening, looking at everyone with a desire to brag about themselves, approach Naf-Naf several times, but he is busy.)
(Finally Nuf-Nuf can’t stand it and comes to the table)
Take a break from work for an hour,
Look how tanned you are!
I was at sea, in the Bahamas,
Oh, what sunshine there!
Nif-Nif: (stroking his athletic figure)
No, look here quickly
Will you find me stronger.
Everyone's health is most important, guys.
And we are healthy and rich!
I grabbed the boots there!
And what, brothers, cats...
They wanted to tear me apart
They only looked at me.
I would be there for a whole year
How can you offend the ladies here?
And they're cute, I see
I won't offend anyone.
(Sends a kiss to those sitting, winks)
Ah, Hierdahl recently told me,
He sent me such a mummy,
That I will live to be 100 years old,
Not like this skeleton.
(Points to Nuf-Nuf)
I bought a mink fur coat
Angora sweater,
From a crocodile purse,
Let everyone envy me.
(Points to other piglets and spectators)
And I was in the pool yesterday,
I bought foreign dirt,
Legs smeared and sirloin,
I'll also be healthier.
How will you celebrate the New Year?
Why are you silent like an idiot?
What have you done here?
While I was partying with my friends?
Naf-Naf: (Modestly, reluctantly answers)
Yes, here, I saved up some money,
I bought a new farm
Hired a whole staff of servants,
I work from morning to night, friends.
Nuf-Nuf: (looking down, drawing circles with his toes)
Naf, by the way, you asked me
Get something from the plumbing,
Sorry, I didn't get it
I didn’t get into that market...
Either closed or registered
Then the store manager is visiting his aunt.
Do not be sad! I bought everything
Replaced all the plumbing
Ah, I see that my friend is cute
You blocked the roof now,
Replaced the fence, planted trees,
Yes... your village is blooming.
Yes, it's blooming! Yes I have a thought
There is still a car park to start,
I will transport cattle to the city
So as not to feed speculators.
ABOUT! At the same time you can give me a ride
To my friends - Zoyka, Katya,
Cool chicks I'll say
As soon as I remember them, I tremble.
I'm celebrating New Year there
Oh, and I'll pump myself up,
I'll have a blast on New Year's Eve
Whoever meets you lives like that.
Naf-Naf: (Answers the ringing phone)
How much milk did you give?
Did they bring you a bull?
Call more often, Petya! (hangs up)
(Addresses Nuf-Nuf)
Where does the wife meet? Children?
Yes, what is a wife to me, what are children to me?
I only live once in the world,
Drink, walk while you're here,
In the next world they won’t give it.
I despise your poison
I celebrate the New Year with walruses,
I'll take a steam bath, take a swim,
I won't grow old until I'm a hundred years old.
And yesterday I bought it for the kids
Italian I tablets
You will take two tablets
The infection will disappear immediately.
And who, Nufinya, will come to us?
For the year 2000?
Who will lead the century
And the little one will rule?
I was told it was a dragon
Very menacing and strong.
Will fly breathing fire
The soul freezes.
(closes eyes, clutching heart)
They say the heat will blow
So everything will go up in flames
And he won't spare people
Many of us will burn in the fire.
(Dragon enters)
Who remembers the dragon?
And dies without seeing?
(Nuf-Nuf faints)
Here you go! I didn't say a word
And one has already fallen.
Get up my friend, take 100 grams
And I'll give you a gift.
(Addresses the audience)
They say I'm very formidable
People are all afraid of me.
Opening a new century
A person is always afraid.
And looking back a century
Your eyes will bulge out of fear.
What have you done here?
The country was completely destroyed.
Good things were stolen to the ground
You can hardly collect it now.
They made people beggars
They bred…..kings here.
Not kings... sorry... moment,
What about them... these... presidents.
People die in war...
And all the anger was attributed to me.
I fundamentally disagree
And I will interfere in people's affairs.
And I'll start from the beginning of the century
I am correcting a person.
I flew to you in Tolyatti
There are a lot of very important things to do here.
Who went too far - I will besiege
And whoever worked, I will reward.
Let's start with you guys
Come here, little pigs!
(Addresses Nif-Nif)
You are healthy, my friend, in body.
So do something useful
Temper your neighbors' children
Make your friends healthier!
(Addresses Nuf-Nuf)
Noof-Noof! Do you like to dress up?
And get drunk like a pig,
You will now be the supplier
And you'll forget about the girls.
Dress warmly people
Don't put alcohol in your mouth.
(Addresses Naf-Naf)
On 'F! You already have everything
You spare no effort for the cause
I'll send you good luck in your business
Happiness, joy to boot.
Teach and help others.
(Addresses the audience)
And I congratulate you, ladies.
I don’t know what to give you
I only know - New Year
It will bring something new.
Those who grieve have fun
Who lived closely - so housewarming
He who was poor has wealth
Someone who is lonely is brotherhood with a friend
Someone who is indecisive has courage
So that everyone would like love.
Go for it - you will achieve everything
And you will live wonderfully.
Health to you and your children,
All the beautiful things in the world.
In life you won't let us down
Receive congratulations,
One by one you come
And you will receive gifts.
Happy New Year,
May everyone's dreams come true.
And even in winter weather,
To have more warmth.
Year - 2019,
The pigs will rejoice.
Be sure to laugh!
And dance a lot.
Happy New Year, dears,
The year of the pig is coming.
So it will be positive
Full of passion and love.
May your investments be successful
Everything you entered will be there.
Promotion of position,
Lots of happiness on the way.
In this glorious year of the pig
Let your dreams come true.
Let the delight be like a puppy's,
They give flowers every day.
Year two thousand nineteen
Flies over the planet
I wish everyone to smile,
Happiness sticks like a magnet.
May we have Pig this year
To the cheerful chimes
Will bring a lot of money
And good luck!
You can hear the ringing chimes,
Everything will happen soon
The year of the pig is coming
And a new miracle will happen.
Happy New Year,
I wish you love and laughter
And success and good luck,
Lots of money to boot!
The clock strikes twelve
And happiness will come to the house.
Year 2019
May it bring joy.
The year of the dog is passing into the distance,
We will see you off with dignity
At least we feel a little sorry for you,
But we are quite pleased with you.
A pig will replace you,
It's time to give way to her,
She's a good little animal
We really need to wait for her!
New Year in a snowy whirlwind
2019 is coming,
All problems are solved
We are waiting for you, Year of the Pig!
For good things to happen,
Need to get support
Large animal -
New Year's miracle.
There is a pot of soil on the table -
Dig up with the whole family,
Only without a shovel -
You will be rich!
So as not to have problems this year,
From the pot - a spoon for everyone!
Let the whole family shout loudly:
"Hello, yellow pig!"
two thousand nineteen
It's the Year of the Pig,
Let the fun, joy
Bring it with you!
Friends who are faithful and devoted to you,
Real loved ones,
Desires come true,
And the days are always brilliant.
And all the worries, troubles
Leave it behind
Start your life again
Make your dreams come true!
New Year 2019 is around the corner,
Open the door quickly
Let's sum it all up
And a new beast will come to us.
Yellow, cute pig
Everything will come true, just wish it,
Believe in miracles like a child
Dream about everything boldly.
Soon the chimes will strike,
A miracle is about to happen,
You make wishes
Celebrate the New Year soon!
Two thousand and nineteen
The chimes on the wall will strike.
One, two, three - and that's twelve.
The year flew by as if in a dream.
Let laughter sparkle and fun
He will become a regular guest in the house,
Let joy reign without embarrassment,
And anger and malice do not frown!
Let this year start brightly
And the continuation will be bright,
Saturated, happy, hot
And full of luck!
2019
It breaks into our lives.
Decorated and open
All doors. Let's run quickly!
Chimes, lights, congratulations.
Accept my wishes:
Good luck in all directions
And the days are full of joy.
December 31 is coming soon, it’s time to download short, funny Happy New Year of the Rat 2020 greetings to your phone, I offer my funny, cheerful poems to friends, colleagues, girlfriends in prose, pictures, SMS and comic musical pranks (video).
New Year is a holiday of magic and fun, a time when you can joke and laugh, because how you greet the year is how you will spend it. I advise you to celebrate the Year of the Rat as brightly as possible; to do this, I suggest using cool congratulations in the form of SMS and congratulations in the form of a phone call.
Order a call to a friend and see his reaction. I’m sure the whole company will remember this New Year’s prank for a very long time.
Cool Happy New Year 2020 greetings
If you need to have fun, then you will like these cool Happy New Year greetings. All options can be downloaded for free for SMS distribution.
Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to your savings book,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!
Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness and joy!
Don't drink wine - cognac,
For a snack - pike perch,
Thicker New Year's cake
There are more friends at the table,
Have fun from the heart
But you can't fall under the tree,
To Santa Claus
He wasn’t taken to the sobering-up station.
Ded Frost this time
In the sled I stepped on the gas -
The GPS seems to be broken -
And he drove past us!
But we are not kids either,
Good at this:
Without any of you Morozov
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
X well done and Olivier,
Manicure and studio,
Oh, and Santa Claus asked
We have a whole cartload of worries!
But on New Year's Day
We are not afraid of troubles.
With a staff, Frost, strike,
Shower us with gifts!
If the New Year rings for you
The three little pigs will knock
Open the door quickly
Serve the treat!
They will bring good luck
Maybe you can build a dacha,
You'll find a lot of pigs there
Two hundred pink ears...
You will be happy, because then
There will always be a Year of the Pig!
Well, if we're being serious,
Here's some advice for you:
Grunt loudly at midnight -
The New Year will pass without troubles!
Everything is known to you everywhere,
A keen eye will notice everything,
You are in any truffle swamp
You'll find it in no time, just in time.
I wish you wealth
And better health,
And of course, so that no one to you
Didn't plant the pigs!
Happy New Year greetings - funny and short
Funny and cool wishes for Happy New Year 2019 may be different, but I have prepared for you short sms Happy New Year of the Pig, just look how funny and interesting they are.
I wish you a New Year
Don't forget who lives where,
Remember your own name
And remain unharmed
Do not lose honor and pride,
Don't dance without pants
Don't fall asleep under a lush fir tree,
And get to bed!
I wish you on this national holiday,
To a cheerful kind boar
At the feet of the New Year tree
I kissed you all on the penny!
Celebrating the New Year of the Pig,
I'm ready to openly become a pig -
I wish you all the best of luck
And a trough full of happiness!
With vinka is a symbol of reflection,
Sleep, peace, kindness,
Wise, balanced decisions,
And from them - a carload of dough!
Generous pig, thieves,
With her is prosperity and offspring,
In general, we wish for you
Have a wonderful life this year!
With the chime of bells
Santa Claus is calling you with him,
Happy New Year,
Year of the Earth Pig.
May it be a symbol of prosperity for you too
Will make dreams come true,
To be healthy and loved,
And everything else - buy!
Psa is about to be replaced by Boar,
Let him be kind to us,
So that the whole year is continuous “good varnish”
Good luck to you! Let it be so!
I came up with something in ancient times.
To the Pig mascot
She brought good luck to the house,
And the coins are in your pocket!
Will you be more polite to Piggy?
And she will answer that.
What will save you for a long time
From worries and problems!
F ortuna spins the drum -
The Boar is rushing to meet us!
Joyful, abundantly happy
Our cloven-hoofed brother.
He harrows the ground with his fangs,
He tells us all to live impressively,
AND strong friendship treasure,
Don’t agonize over grief for too long!
Love to eat, relax,
Skillfully deceive enemies
And cherish your family -
Don't disturb her peace!
Let three smart little pigs,
They'll give you a job:
Drinking coffee in the morning is lucky.
Work with a bright mood!
Receive guests with love,
And don’t get tired of worries!
May the coming New Year,
It will bring success and happiness!
Cool Happy New Year greetings to work colleagues
You can also pick up some cool Happy New Year 2020 greetings for your colleagues and team, don’t let your work and service partners upset you in the new year.
For the coming New Year
It's time to wish your colleagues
Less hard work
More nice salaries!
Let clients become smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!
Not only work success
Let Santa Claus carry it in his sack,
And humor, joy, laughter,
And only the salary - seriously!
The New Year's table is set:
There is champagne here,
There is cognac, wine and vodka,
And under the fur coat there is a herring.
And my colleagues and I are now
Let's eat it all in one go!
I wish you a Happy New Year
Live without grief and worries!
Don't go to the pharmacy all year,
Pay off the entire mortgage
Travel to the Bahamas more often,
Don't make drama out of problems
And don’t accumulate grudges,
Life will immediately become easier!
May the New Year bring you
Prosperity and income.
May success follow you
So that there is no interference in anything.
May your health be good,
The mind is enlightened, tenacious,
There is peace in the world, and harmony in families.
Raise everyone's salaries.
A lot of strength and optimism,
Travel and tourism,
In the souls - sunny weather.
Everyone, colleagues, Happy New Year!
The Year of the Pig has come, my friend,
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
May success find you
Happiness will rush to your home.
Let everything be smooth in the family,
Your dreams will come to life.
And problems without looking back
Let them run away from you!
Merry New Year greetings in your own words
Happy New Year! In the year of the Metal Rat, we wish you health, rat wealth, but at the same time maintain a human appearance!
The New Year is another chance to start over, pull yourself together and live the life you want, and not the one someone else thought up for you. I wish you don’t put anything off anymore, make your dreams come true now, change jobs today, don’t go on a diet on Monday. In general, I wish you fewer missed chances in the New Year!
Let the rat become a talisman for the coming year and bring prosperity to your home, joy, peace and love to your soul, and dear and close people to your life. Smiles, fireworks, fireworks, fun, drive, a bright holiday full of miracles!
I congratulate you on the upcoming New Year of the Rat! There is so much I want to say and wish! Firstly, making all your fantasies and plans come true! Secondly, fulfillment of desires and many victories in life! Let there be a lot of positive things, joys and bright impressions!
In the New Year, I wish to open distant countries, bank accounts, and my own talents. Reveal - the secrets of happiness, the secrets of longevity, hugs for love. Closing - doors to the past, eyes from pleasure, face from the southern sun. And always enjoy your own discoveries. Happy New Year!
I wish you a Happy New Year! And at this festive hour, I wish you not to oversleep such a fabulous night, as well as good luck in the coming year. Be a lucky birder - holding a nimble titmouse with one hand, try to catch a soaring crane in the sky with the other.
Happy wonderful, magical holiday to you! May fiery feelings, pleasant excitement, unforgettable impressions, long-awaited gifts and amazing surprises rush to you in the New Year's round dance, may the string of happy days not stop all year!
I wish that this Christmas story gave you a magical mood and many unforgettable miracles! May there be even more happiness in your soul this new year! With all my heart I wish you pure love, like white snow, cheerful and faithful friends and a whole bag of money!
Friends, may these funny, short, beautiful and cool Happy New Year greetings amuse you and please your friends and loved ones. Don't be sad this time magical holiday, give a smile and joy. May your dreams come true and let sadness pass by. Happy New Year.