Toasts for February 23rd to colleagues. Congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day (February 23)

Our dear men! You are like the heroes of some movie. You are just as fearless and brave, you are always full of positivity. Today this holiday is rightfully yours. And don’t forget to take revenge on March 8th! And now I’ll shout loudly - from February 23rd!

Toast for February 23

Today my toast is to men!
We'll raise a glass to them!
And let's drink to your health!
Save the Motherland and us!
Whatever it costs for you!
Happy holiday!

Toast to men on February 23

We raise our glasses
We congratulate all men!
Let's drink to what they give us
So necessary in this life!
May they live happily ever after
Let them get a lot of money
And they will spend it on us -
Let's drink to this many times!

Beautiful toast for February 23

Lots of holidays around!
But February 23rd is a real holiday!
A holiday of honor, valor, courage!
In a word, it's a holiday
real men!

Cool toast for February 23

My toast to friends for February 23rd!
For men, for dear ones
Brave, kind and dear!
Happy Defender's Day!
And I wish you everything!

Toast for February 23rd in verse

Let's drink to be strong man's hands found application not on the fields of brutal wars, but in everyday work on native land.
So that no mother or wife knows any worries, and children always feel the warmth of their father’s caring hands.
For our defenders!

Toast for February 23rd in prose

One soldier once received a letter from his fiancée. The bride reported that she no longer wanted to marry him and asked that her photograph be returned to her. Then the soldier enclosed several photographs and a letter in the envelope: “Darling! I have already forgotten what you look like, so I am sending you photographs of several of my brides. Please choose yours and return the rest to me.”
So let's drink to this answer, worthy of a real man!

Toast for February 23 in your own words

Not all men wear or have worn military uniform, but each of them protects and will protect their friends and loved ones. After all, even a frightened boy will definitely come to the defense of his mother or sister! For the defenders of the fatherland from February 23rd to you!

Solemn toast on February 23

I want to drink to her. Because she's waiting for me. I know that being with her is easy and joyful. She greets me without unnecessary kisses, warms me on cold nights, and every night she talks about happy love. So let's drink to her - to her dear and close soldier
bed!

Toast for Defender of the Fatherland Day

Once upon a time there lived a family, and they had one The only son. One morning a mother woke up, went up to her son, and handed him shaving foam.
and says “Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day, son.” And her son answered her: “Why are you mom? Maybe I’ll do it again.”
So let's drink so that the defenders of the fatherland are not only strong, but also educated.

Today, the holiday of February 23 is considered as an analogue of March 8. This is a holiday of men who at any time will stand up to defend their family and their homeland.

At first, only those who served in the army accepted congratulations, but over time this holiday became a global men's day. Everyone celebrates it, even those who have nothing to do with the service.

The history of this holiday took place over many years. Now this holiday is not perceived as a military day only. This is rightfully a men’s holiday, because almost every representative of the stronger half served in the army and fulfilled his duty to his homeland.

And he has earned the right to have his own holiday, on which he can relax and receive congratulations from his family, friends and colleagues.

The holiday was first celebrated on a large scale in the 50s of the last century. It was at that time that the history of the holiday became entrenched in the minds of both adults and children.

In many cities, February 23 is an official day off and there are no transfers to another day.

The following happened on this day:

— parades and fireworks were held;
— veterans were honored;
- awarded medals, certificates and prizes;
- conducted in schools cool watch dedicated to the holiday;
— thematic discussions were held in museums and libraries.

According to a long-established tradition, a parade is held on Red Square on February 23, Rosregistr reports. In the evening there is a grand fireworks display.

Today, the holiday of February 23 is already devoid of any political overtones, but is a purely men's day. But at the same time, men should not forget that they should feel like defenders of their family and homeland.

No one can say for sure when the tradition of giving gifts to men first appeared. But it started in the 20th century. At first it was only official congratulations in parts, over time, festive dinners and gifts appeared in families.

Representatives of the fair sex try to prepare for their lovers, relatives, and colleagues unusual gifts. On this day, many institutions hold various events, feasts where they make various toasts to their colleagues.

It's cool to be born a man
This is for you, it’s not a girl,
Afraid of everything
But the man, he’s that...
He is strong, smart, brave,
It is important in the birth of children!
He is also a dear warrior,
You hold it, wait!
Pour it for him first
May he feel warmer!
Let's drink together for February,
Let the crystal ring quickly!
Let's quickly drink to the men,
Let everythnig will be alright!

Colleagues, let's today
We'll drink to you, dear ones.
There are many different holidays,
But this one is special among them.
We dedicate our words to men,
We talk about their valor,
We wish them happiness from our hearts,
And we drink on this day only for them!

The pickles are ready,
Snack on the table
And there is already a reason to drink,
Our holiday is in February.
Let's have a drink with confidence
For us, for the men,
So that life blooms and sings,
So that there is a table and shelter.
For a woman to love
One, but more beautiful than all.
So that there is a lot of happiness,
May you have success in life!

There lived a family, and they had one only son. One morning a mother woke up, went up to her son, and handed him shaving foam.
and says “Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day, son.” And her son answered her: “Why are you mom? Maybe I’ll do it again.”
So let's drink so that the defenders of the fatherland are not only strong, but also educated.

Back in the Stone Age, women were responsible for ensuring that their fellow tribesmen were well-fed every day.
They collected roots, cooked them, and fed them.
And the men went hunting once a month, and it was a real holiday for everyone.
Let's drink to the men who bring holiday to the family.

February 23rd is a holiday for all men. And it doesn’t matter whether they served in the army or not. The important thing is that if trouble happens, they will come to their defense
Motherland. So, on this significant day, let's raise our glasses to those who can be called the strong half of humanity!

I would like to congratulate a real man with the help of a parable: After a successful performance, an enthusiastic spectator asked the sorcerer: “How is it possible, aren’t you afraid to keep a snake in your bosom?” In response, the sorcerer smiled and replied: “You know, there are three types of courage. The first courage is the lot of fools, because you do not imagine the full extent of the danger, and, therefore, you do not know fear. The second courage is the lot of heroes, because you, knowing the size of the danger, try to overcome yourself. Well, the third courage is the courage of knowledge. The secret is that you are not afraid because of knowledge, so a person who is not initiated into knowledge thinks that you are brave.”
Let's drink to the most courageous and daring men who protect our peace and freedom, so that they are masters of their difficult work!

We drink to the twenty-third,
Pour, drink!
It only happens once a year
That everyone congratulates the men.
Let's drink to such days
Has become more than others
So that every Saturday
It was twenty-three
Don't go to work
And they shout: “Pour it in!”
Then life will come,
Just a peek!
Why are you sitting silently?
Drink to congratulations!

I would like to congratulate our strong half of the team on men's holiday. A man must be strong and courageous, but at the same time remember the following saying: “A timid man will ask for a tenth of what he wants to get. A brave person will ask for twice as much and agree to half.” I drink to your courage and...modesty!

On this day, all men are told how strong, smart, and beautiful they are. Let's not limit ourselves to one day, let's
Always give each other compliments.
Therefore, I propose to drink to everyone to always be strong, smart and beautiful!

Just a moment of attention
I announce my toast
Men with their best holiday
Congratulations today!
Glasses clink festively
They will bring fun.
And happiness, songs of joy
Let them be here with us!

“One day a priest came to an unfamiliar city to talk about his faith. At first people listened to him with interest, but then they slowly began to disperse. However, the priest continued to read sermons and pray. Then one of the residents could not stand it and asked: “Why are you wasting your time when no one listens to you?” The priest looked at him carefully and replied: “At first I wanted to change these people. Now I scream so that they cannot change me.”
Let's drink to real men. A real man knows his worth, he knows how to defend his beliefs and principles, he can be the stone wall that we all dream of.

Saint Valentine believed that married soldiers served better.
Let's drink to the wives of the defenders of the fatherland!

One valiant detachment defended its hometown. The enemy was much stronger, his forces kept coming and going, and there were fewer and fewer defenders every minute. Seeing this, the commander of a small detachment ordered his soldiers to surround the city with a tight ring and not let the enemy into it until his last breath...
The god of war saw this. He felt sorry for the brave defenders; he liked their courage. It was clear that they would all die, but God did not want the enemy to break into the city. And he turned the soldiers into a high, strong wall that nothing could break through. And not a single enemy soldier was able to penetrate this wall.
So let's drink to our defenders of the Fatherland being such a wall that no weapon in the world can defeat!

We are confident in our lives
Because there are men in the world!
They will protect our Fatherland,
And they will show the height of heroism!
Defender's Day -
The holiday is not in vain
Congratulations colleagues and friends!
Well, we drink to our men,
May you always love with a twinkle!

The day when for all men
Anything in the world is possible.
It's a pity that he's alone a year,
Who noted it?
Let's drink standing up, guys,
The year will fly by faster
A light wind will fly by,
Will come back again.
Twenty third of February,
We drink to you today.

Our dear men, as a congratulation, I want to tell you this parable.
There was an elephant trainer in the circus, to whom absolutely all the animals obeyed. This circumstance surprised all the other tamers, and they wanted to know this secret. It turned out that everything is very simple. The trainer tied the young animal by the leg to a tree trunk. The inexperienced, weak animal could not cope with the tree. And over time, the elephant began to think that the tree was much stronger than him. When he is older, he does not even try to free himself from the influence of the trainer. In the same way, we are very often connected by fragile threads that we are afraid to fight.
Let's drink to the courage and courage that allows us to achieve what we strive for. This is a very important quality that a real man should have.

Our dear men (as well as boys, young men and grandfathers), we sincerely congratulate you on the holiday of Defender of the Fatherland and want to raise a glass for you (a glass or a glass, whatever). And we want to wish you in our toast, may your courage and nobility never dry up, and you will always be real knights!

This man is like a thunderstorm
His eyes are burning with fire,
Reliable, strong, young,
Handsome, faithful, only mine!
I want to say words of love
Hug, cuddle, kiss.
Let's drink to him
There is no one dearer!
Dear, I want to drink to you and your holiday. I am very lucky because I have you, reliable support and support, my most beloved and closest person!

One guy didn't want to go to serve in the army. And he began to hide in every possible way. First he lost Good work, then the girl left him. He became afraid to appear in public, became wild and began to live in a forest den. One day he couldn’t even get food for himself, he was so weak. He became an outcast even in the forest. So let's drink to those who courageously give their duty to the Motherland, no matter how difficult it may be. For strong and worthy men!

Happy twenty third of February
Congratulations!
Pour the wine into the glass to the brim.
Look how it shines!
May success come to you!
Let life be without interference!
Let's drink to your health
And we will continue the feast.

We demand from our men that they be brave and courageous. But today I just want to drink to them and congratulate them on the holiday. One famous person rightly said: “A man becomes courageous when he has nothing to lose. We are only cowardly when there is something else to which we can cling.”

March 8 is women's day, and February 23, whatever one may say, is men's day, although it is called differently. That is why, on this holiday, I would like to raise a toast, a toast to our dear defenders, to those who are ready to stand up for our defense! And, of course, to wish them that such a need would be as rare as possible.

My dear daddy! On Defender of the Fatherland Day, I want to drink a full glass for you! After all, a real warrior is one who fights with difficulties every day for the happiness, joy, carelessness, and peace of mind of his family and friends. You are our protector, our support and wall, which no one and nothing can defeat! It’s always calm and reliable with you! I'm sure that when you're near, nothing threatens our family happiness and comfort!
For you, daddy, our reliable beloved protector!!!

One day, the Liechtenstein army invaded Liechtenstein territory. The incident ended in a fight. Because 6 people cannot organize it.
So let's drink to there being no war!

The following words are perfect for our courageous men who are ready to protect and protect us: “Prudence comes in two kinds: conventional and sublime. The first is the prudence of the mole, the second is the prudence of the eagle, and it consists in the fact that a person boldly follows his nature and, without knowing fear, accepts all the benefits and inconveniences associated with it.”
Let's raise our glasses so that our loved ones will always be reasonable and remember that they are expected and believed.

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Collection of 50 the best toasts and congratulations on February 23 to men (colleagues, husbands, boyfriends, dads, friends, loved ones) in poetry and prose. Selection for Defender of the Fatherland Day (second name - Day military glory Russia) contains both formal toasts (suitable for bosses and work colleagues) and funny expressions for an informal setting. Many texts fit into a standard telephone SMS.
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Happy Defender of the Fatherland! And first of all, we wish that you never have to defend anything. May the sky above your head always be peaceful, and may there be room for exploits in everyday life. Conquer the peaks in your work and arrange your personal front so that the rear is reliable and happy!
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To my beloved
You are the best warrior in the world
Like musketeers - all four!
You are incapable of deception
You are noble, like Athos,
And, like the brave d’Artagnan,
Any cross you can overcome.
You can, like Aramis,
Captivate any of the marquises,
And, like Porthos, you are reliable.
You are a dream come true!

Happy holiday, my only Defender!

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For honor, for valor, for hard work and for a wide, reliable back! For real men! Happy February 23 guys!

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Men are the embodiment of strength,
And the path of a man is the path of victories,
We wish that fate gives
They are filled with joy and happiness!

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Undoubtedly, February 23 is a holiday of courage and strength. On this day it is customary to wish for strength and patience. But I want to raise a glass, dear men, so that you never lose your optimism and sense of humor. After all, this is the real medicine in the most difficult times!

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There is a common rank - soldier.
Both general and private
It is solemnly kept
They are always ready to fight.
Forever imprinted in granite
Heroes names.
He who is ready for battle keeps peace
We don't need war!

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Men are born, they become defenders! So let's drink to our men, for the fact that they were not only born like them, but also constantly prove that they correspond to the status of a defender! Let them protect us not only from enemies, but also from bad moods, and sometimes from ourselves. Defenders for you!

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Stand guard over peace and humanity
Worthy defenders of the Fatherland.
They protect honor, family and shelter.
My main toast is to you -
For the men!
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Family union is a house in which each spouse plays an important role. A woman is the inner part: the decor, the atmosphere, the comfort. And a man is a frame made of strong walls, a solid foundation and a reliable roof. It’s true, without a reliable frame there is no need to create comfort and warmth! Let's drink to our defenders, they are our walls, our roof, and everything else. Happy February 23, dear men!
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No, not for titles and awards
In battle, the hero was the soldier.
He defended his country
Children, mother and wife,
Spring through canopy
Birch trees and linden trees…
We congratulate you on this day
Your defenders!
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The words of one wise man in life say: “maintain your army today, so that you do not have to support someone else’s army tomorrow.” So let's drink so that we can always maintain our army, and our army can always protect us!

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Our great-grandparents
Fought until Victory -
For a peaceful bright sky,
For the taste of milk and bread,
For small children
For your dear home,
Beyond the region where you and I live today.
Our defenders -
Their heirs
Let's thank them
And let's drink to them!

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February 23 is a special date. This holiday has changed many names. But, without a doubt, it is a celebration of men. Their strength and reliability, their courage and resilience. Not just masculine, but masculine in purpose. For our defenders, and may our skies always be peaceful!

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The grandfathers went into battle,
Great-grandfathers went to battle...
But let soldiers never die!
Military exercises will remain
And - in memory of wars - military parades.
Let the ancient thunder of Victory
Reminds me of the past
And we will congratulate you in a peaceful hour
All those who protect us!

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Pour something stronger, everyone, because today we drink to the health of real men - strong, strong and courageous defenders of the Motherland. And I wish you love pure and transparent, like water, happiness, intoxicating, like wine, and the strongest health, like alcohol. Let the degree of your life increase, like the drinks I listed. Happy February 23rd!

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The trumpet is singing again,
But he’s not calling for a hike, but for a parade.
To be a warrior is a worthy destiny,
Men's title is higher than all awards.
There are many glorious milestones on the army man’s journey,
Let's drink a hundred grams - after all, the battle is over
We congratulate everyone on this holiday,
Who protects the peace of his native country.

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The woman keeps the hearth, and the man protects it. And even though not all men wear military uniforms, each of them cares about the safety of their home and family. Let's raise our glasses to the defenders of the Fatherland, through whose efforts peace reigns in our homes and the hearth burns!

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To my beloved
Always walk through life firmly, boldly,
Be ahead, dream, create and feel.
Victory and success are a man's business!
Being a man is a special art!

For you, my love!

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Let's drink to the hope that strong men's hands will be used not on the fields of cruel wars, but in everyday work in their native land.
So that no mother or wife knows any worries, and children always feel the warmth of their father’s caring hands.
For our defenders!

There is so much honor in any rank,
Simple courage and valor,
Even if the feat is unknown,
Each of the defenders is a hero.
So that there is love and friendship,
So that the world is happy for everyone
Let me serve you every day
There will be both luck and success.

When a saber-toothed tiger approached the cave on Earth, it was we who went out with a club to meet!
When nomads approached the gates, it was we who took up swords and axes!
When the French were rushing to Moscow, it was we who clutched sabers in our hands!
When Hitler threw tank armadas into Rus', it was we who stood in their way!
So let's drink to us today, men who surrender only to women!

Good luck, bold plans and ideas!
Remain successful in every endeavor!
Strive for your dreams, because you are one of those people
Who can achieve their cherished goal!

We always want to be on top,
And winning in everything is easy, impromptu!
At each latitude and longitude −
Only new plans! New horizons!

Happy holiday of courage, glory and strength!
We honor you, dear men!
And from the bottom of our hearts we wish you with love,
May you have good health.

Clear skies, only peaceful battles,
Career growth and achievements.
May life be generous with all the blessings.
Joy, happiness, love, goodness to you.

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On this day we wish all men
A sea of smiles, joy, warmth.
We wish our defenders strength
And an endless cup of goodness.

Let all adversity become trifles,
And on this day everyone is proud of you.
Let your family be close to you,
Saving you from melancholy and all sorts of troubles.

We wish bright blessings to our heroes.
You are the best shining example of courage!
I wish you health, success and fearlessness,
Victories in any of all possible areas.

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Congratulations on the day, which praises courage, honor, patriotism, loyalty to military duty, the ability to create a peaceful environment, ensure the security of the country’s borders and people’s lives. Let honor be according to your deserts, let respect accompany you, let your health not fail you, let your shoulder be strong and your word firm.

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Feel free to set goals for yourself
Believe, any wishes can come true,
Let any plan come true,
And the dream will come true!

Good luck and joy! WITH on a holiday!
Energy, strength, achievements in everything!
Lead, be, as always, ahead!
Follow the planned course to victory!

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Happy Defender's Day!
At this glorious, special hour -
We wish with great respect,
So that everyone can look up to you only.

Will be implemented
Plans, beginnings!
Happy Defender of the Country Day!
Peace! Prosperity!

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May there always be a place for feat,
Let courage and strength not fail you,
So that life is bright and interesting,
And it certainly brought joy!

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Let's drink to the most stylish guys dressing for the military registration and enlistment office!

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The shortest army toast: “Bottom! One, two...!”

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We are comfortable and calm,
Because you are nearby
On a winter day and sultry summer,
Like the shadows of sentries.

We wish you today
So that everyone is happy.
So that you always know that you are home
A reliable rear awaits him.

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Let nothing ever distract us from important men's affairs - fishing, garage get-togethers, friendly bachelor parties with strippers. And we will give a powerful and decisive rebuff to all the machinations of external aggressors who dare to encroach on these sacred things! So let's drink to that!

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May it be on Defender of the Fatherland Day
The stars smile brightly at you,
And your strength, honor and courage,
In spite of adversity, they become stronger.

There will be no enemies and no envious people,
Let the best friends surround you.
Let capitals grow larger
And be always lucky.

Good luck in every endeavor.
The native fatherland is strong,
Big, glorious, great,
Victorious, stable.

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Happy holiday, dear men! On this truly masculine day, I would like to wish you a lot of energy and strength to achieve your goals, wisdom and patience, both in work and in your personal life. Let nothing threaten your family, and let the butts of guns not touch your hands. Let tanks appear only in parades, and let only peaceful planes fly. Let the volleys of cannons be heard in honor of the holidays, and let mothers cry only for joy. Live with faith in the future and do not regret the past.

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What words to congratulate men,
And what should I wish them on the February date?
Let there be no reason for alarm,
Let them be rich in women's attention.

May peaceful skies always be above the earth,
Let peaceful sun shines over the house.
And let everyone you meet, acquaintance, dear
He will wish you well with a warm smile.

We love you, we appreciate you, we are always waiting for you to come home,
When you leave a serious job.
We protect the hearth, we take care of the family
And we surround you with kindness and care.

For us, you are protection, support and honor.
We always wish only the best for you.
Thank you, men, for being you.
And we congratulate you on your holiday!

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Congratulations to our colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day. Let there be a place in life for real exploits and great goals, let our life activities consist not only of work, life and family, let our hearts rejoice with loud victories, let there be many holidays and bright events for souls. Let respect and real honor be won by the honest and worthy actions of each of the real men.

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For a real man
Can handle all tasks!
Happy holiday to the cool and strong
I want to congratulate you again.

Let your colleagues respect you
Let the wife not drink it,
Money will not melt during a crisis!
Happy February 23rd!

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A soldier from the army came and spoke to the assembled friends:
- Yes, guys, the service is not sugar. I had to spin twenty-five hours a day!
“But there are twenty-four hours in a day,” one of the friends remarked.
- This is “in civilian life”. And in our army they get up an hour earlier.
Let's drink to the army routine!

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Paratroopers are jumping. Everyone jumped. Issuer:
- Ivanov, you jumped out first?
- Yes, comrade captain, the parachute did not open - we had to return!
Let's drink so that, in case of any failure, we can go back and start all over again!

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The French philosopher La Rochefoucauld said:
“In war, most people risk their lives no more than is necessary so as not to tarnish their honor; but only a few are always ready to take risks as required by the goal for which they take the risk.” I propose to drink to these few!

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Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - faith, valor, luck!

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For the health of the wounded,
For the freedom of prisoners,
Behind beautiful girls
And for us, the military!

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The scout has a sharp eye, a cunning mind, excellent hearing, and a hunting sense of smell. Here's to you, scouts!

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I haven't been in the barracks for a long time,
The foot is not in the boot,
But to me native army,
As before, the road!
So not for revelry,
And the discipline in it is
I drink to our army,
There is nothing stronger in the world!

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Real courage lies not only in finding and winning your happiness, putting in both strength and talents, but also in not losing it, not allowing it to fade over the years and become commonplace... On Defender of the Fatherland Day, I propose a toast to the present , hot and eternal like the sun, happiness!

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We do not curse our fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass
When the rear is securely secured!
For the valiant defenders of the Fatherland
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!

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During a biology lesson, the teacher asks the son of a naval officer:
- Tell me the name of the creatures that feel equally at home on land and at sea.
“Sailors,” the guy answers without hesitation.
I propose to drink to people who, being on land, miss the sea, and being at sea, miss land! For the sailors!

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The tank commander conducts classes with his subordinates:
- What is the main thing in a tank?
“A weapon,” one answers.
“Armor,” answers the other.
“Caterpillars,” says the third.
- All this is true, but the main thing is not to drift.
Let's drink to the most important thing!

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I raise my glass to those
Who took the courage to become a soldier,
Leaving others with carefree laughter,
I stepped from childhood straight into adulthood.
Who has descended into the world of other worries,
Sometimes difficult and sometimes harsh,
So that our peaceful firmament never
I didn’t see it in the crimson reflections!

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Aunt has an uncle, mom has a dad,
Grandma has a grandfather in an old hat,
A little girl has a boy friend,
An older girl has an older boy.

Everyone has their own half in life,
And a man should be next to a woman!
Hope, support for fragile shoulders,
Who does the job without unnecessary speeches.

On this holiday we confess to you honestly,
It’s very flattering to be your ladies!
We are calm with you, we are safe with you,
It is impossible to imagine my life without you!

Dear men! Our defenders!
It’s so easy for us to live under your protection!
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Eastern wisdom says: “Separation is never divided equally. The one who leaves takes with him only one third of the separation, two thirds remain for those who wait for his return.” I propose a toast to those who are waiting for the soldier's return: to faithful friends, to his beloved girlfriend and to parents!
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We congratulate you warmly,
Happy Army and Navy Day,
Let there be joy in
What someone remembers, honors and loves.
And let a smile flash
And let the wrinkles smooth out,
And let spring sing in the soul,
Today is your holiday, men.
February, last step winters,
She's reaching for the end
But let the heart continue
As in youth, to fight.

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Honor and courage, as we know, lie primarily in the heart. And on Defender of the Fatherland Day, let's drink so that the owners of these hearts will always be happy! Let courage always warm their hearts with a hot fire, and let their souls be calm and light!

Women always save congratulations for men on February 23 in advance to surprise their loved ones or pamper friends and colleagues. It is not necessary to make solemn speeches and boring traditional wishes. It is much more interesting to present your toasts and jokes with irony. There are a few really effective tricks you can use to make your defenders feel like the main characters of the holiday.

Table jokes “Men can be compared to”

The phrase “Men can be compared to”... can turn a decorous feast into the most cheerful gatherings:
- refined sugar: at first they are so sweet, they taste better, and then they dissolve without a trace;
- coffee: aromatic, hot, strong, stimulating and keeps you awake at night;
- hangover: they cause headaches, put you to bed for a long time, make you feel dizzy, and sometimes after taking them internally you feel nauseous and crave salty foods;
- chili pepper: hot, spicy;
- swings: back and forth, your head is spinning, they beckon you to go for a ride, it hurts to fall;
- sales agents: you can’t take their word for it, they simply praise their product until you fall for it, and then the purchase turns out to be in demand once a week or on holidays;
- antivirus: user rights are constantly running out and require searching for new keys;
- photocopier: they make their own copies and need to regularly refill cartridges;
- credit card: empty ones are not needed, but with money there is a queue at the ATM;
- snowfall: they come unexpectedly, how many centimeters will fall is unknown, as well as whether they will melt in the morning or hold out until spring;
- lipstick: melts when kissed;
- weather: we are unable to change or predict them;
- miniskirts: constantly riding up;
- medications: on the one hand, they are useful, on the other hand, they are detrimental to health.

23rd in February
You have to get up at dawn!
Well, it would be better not to go to bed at all,
So that everything you have planned can be done in time.

Prepare breakfast with all your love
And take him with a bow to bed,
So that the master gets up in the mood,
He patted his cheek favorably.

And it would be best to wear a suit
You're like his maid...
Maybe he'll give you some tea and stockings
Or give it to him out of love!

Don’t you dare go to the shops -
That was your task yesterday.
The ideal wife - three in one:
Courtesan, cook and housekeeper!

Be cheerful, give in, pour
And don’t forget to praise your loved one!
You will take full revenge on him for this -
Spring is coming soon for Women's Day!

Table jokes for February 23, which will replace the toast and change the official tone of the feast to a festive one.

Try to play, and let each guest at the table fantasize about what men actually want most of all: So “to:”

Women's Day is celebrated not once a year, but on February 29th. A period of four years is enough time to prepare a gift and take a break from whims.

All the women responded to the word “bunny” or had the same name.

The women were allergic to natural fur and precious metals.

The dress code for nightclubs was underwear.

Skirts rode up at the sight, and bras unfastened with a click.

My wife never had a headache at night.

Ovulation occurred with their approval.

Hair from the ears and nose moved to the head.

Drive without speed limit.

In the morning my socks crawled to the bed on their own.

The lids on the toilets were raised respectfully when entering the toilet.

Women and cars never broke down.

The bars didn't close, and the hangover didn't set in.

The trash can had legs and a remote control for a navigator that led the way to the nearest trash can.

Salaries were paid for lying on the couch, and bonuses were given in beer.

During the football match the women went mute.

Toasts from women for men in honor of February 23.

Dear men! Just don’t get cheaper, stay as generous, brave and in demand!

I wish you to earn more, rest longer, in short, drink less and appreciate your women more.

Let each of you always have someone next to you who blindly believes, and doesn’t check, doesn’t demand a fur coat, but knows how to cook it deliciously and takes care of herself, not you!

May you always have courage, prosperity, confidence, charm in your arsenal, faithful friends, beloved heirs and loving women.

Men, we don’t need to prove anything in words, just silently do what you promise, and we promise to appreciate you for this expensive quality!

Men today have a chance to take revenge on us for last year’s March 8th and be a little capricious. But our stronger halves are not like that. They won't remind us of anything today... but will stretch this process out throughout the year!

A toast to men who differ from cheap counterfeits with real quality: they don’t break down over the years, don’t fail at the right moment, smell nice, and are always ready for use!

Toast joke - an excuse for shaving foam and socks as a gift.

If you shave in the morning
And satisfied appearance –
It's February, apparently.
The holiday must be celebrated!
The foam came in handy, which means
What did I have in store for the holiday?
A pair of brand new socks
My love will be expressed!
You think you're a slow thinker
Your faithful friend?
No, my imagination is fine
I just don't want to, my sweetie,
Kiss your stubble
Happy holiday to you, man!

Toasts in verse from February 23 for priceless and worthy men.
Happy February 23rd to you, men!
Let there be enough desire and strength
For love, work, sports and fishing
And you won’t have time to feel sorry for us!

You are our best defense!
We are happy and well-fed nearby.
Don't overdo it today
And don’t lose your vigilance.
Otherwise someone will take us away,
Who walks sober all year round...

Dear, beloved army,
Take care of your manhood!
May your income and luck triple,
A mansion and career will be built!