An ironic toast to a man’s birthday leader. Toasts to congratulate the boss

Toasts to a male boss for a birthday. If you are invited to the birthday of your own boss, then try to joke in moderation, be extremely polite and not interfere in those conversations to which you have no direct relationship. Kindly and warmly congratulate the leader on his personal holiday.

In verse

Nature has awarded you talent
Confidence and strength have inspired you.
You, like no one else, know how to lead,
You are pleased to be subordinate.
May it be pleasant for you to rule.
We congratulate you many times,
In honor of you, we raise our glasses,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!

We wish you a big salary,
But be not only rich in money.
Let it be in abundance: health, luck,
And so we wish you inspiration,
Let there be less serious problems
We wish you good changes.
For your luck, we raise the glass,
Congratulations to you, our boss!

For the success of your glass I raise
I wish you a happy life and many years.
Let everything turn out as I wanted
Be more courageous in life.
You are the best boss, it’s easy with you,
On a career ladder that you went high.
Let there be no obstacles in your way.
And may life be more beautiful every day!

We are pleased to congratulate the boss,
After all, he can give a prize suddenly.
We promise to work hard.
We sincerely congratulate you now!
Let your business argue
Walk through life easily and boldly.
For health, we pour more glasses.
Congratulations to each other, and then we will begin to work!

Our boss is smart and gallant,
He is responsible and impressive,
Smart, attentive and inquisitive.
We cannot imagine a department without him,
To rule as long as possible.
Make it easy for you
In life, good people meet,
May luck always accompany
Let health not leave you.
We raise glasses for your success.
We wish you to be happiest!

Our boss, we congratulate you
We love you, we glorify you.
May everything in life be wonderful
Let luck accompany necessarily.
For a long time you do not sit still
Go further up the career ladder.
Your mind allows you to lead the company.
You should not miss such a chance.
We will drink to fulfill our wishes,
And so that good memories remain.
We want everyone to respect you.
To dream and dream come true!

It’s nice to work with all of us,
With you, our department was able to excel.
You are in good command and mind
Go ahead to your goal.
For your happiness, we raise glasses.
We easily wish you to achieve
We express our gratitude to you,
We wish you endless success!

In prose

Sent the boss to a business trip. The next day at a banquet, he invited his wife to dance so that she would not be bored. The woman began to flirt and build her eyes. “I will be so lonely alone tomorrow all day at home.” The husband left, the apartment is now so quiet and empty ... - So, it's just what you need! How do you plan to spend the day? “Do you want to offer something?” The wife of the business traveler rejoiced. - Oh yeah! My wife glues wallpaper at home, and I heard you have a building education. Could you come and supervise the process while I quietly work in your quiet, empty apartment? My toast to the sensitive and diplomatic bosses!

I often have the same dream and wake up in horror. I don’t even want to talk about him, okay. I dream that our boss is going up and leaving us, and someone new and unfamiliar comes in his place, his features are blurred, but I know for sure - he is a stranger and evil! In the morning I am looking forward to work to find out that everything is as usual. But for the sake of the well-being and career of my boss, I am ready to survive this and sincerely wish that my dream will come true soon! For the boss!

In history, there are frequent cases of impostors and deceivers in high office. Popular wisdom says that a real boss can be identified by just two signs: The first paragraph is clear and categorical - the boss is always right! The second point - when it seems to you that the boss is wrong, see the first paragraph. I propose a drink for our dear (I. O), because he is on all counts, whatever one may say, the most absolute boss!

In your own words

The team is the mirror of the boss. He looks around, gloomy tired faces and his mood will become bad, which will not slow to affect all his decisions and signatures during the day. And he will come to work in the morning, look: everyone is friendly, greet him joyfully, smile and want to do something nice too! For example, he will write out some unscheduled award or let him go home early! Our boss is the master of his word, therefore his mirror reflects only positive. Let him always and for all remain a vivid example of a common truth: "How you treat people - so they will relate to you!"

Raise glasses for our capabilities to coincide with the wishes of our boss!

If at work you get both in the tail and in the mane, then you are mistaken for a horse. So let’s drink for our sensitive leader!

The team is the second family, and the boss in it is the head of the family. so let’s drink so that the children do not upset their parent!

Well this is just some happiness!
Bursting with pride!
Lucky in my life with the boss!
There he is - an occasion for vitality!
I am truly grateful to fate
Wiping away the tears of joy
Well, there are such bosses -
Not a single thing in my life!
No matter how you look, it’s positive all around.
At work, how the squirrel spins
And from all our souls we wish
Live-bloom and sadness not to suffer!

Dear Director! Congratulations on your birthday! You are like a real captain standing at the helm of our collective ship. I wish you not to know the natural disasters, may the world arrive at work and at home, health and happiness to you!

A conservative is a person who has no ideas. A reactionary is a person who has no ideas and is furious about it. So let's drink to our liberal bosses!

Genius is an extraordinary gift of endurance, which our boss trains in us. For our endurance, reaching the point of genius!

Who is the boss? The commander on the battlefield! And the outcome of any battle depends on experience, intuition, judgment and the ability to lead their warriors. I want to raise a glass for our leader! He possesses all the necessary knowledge and skills for successful battles! And competitors simply will not stock up with white flags!

Some work, but do not earn. Others earn but don't work. So let’s drink for the golden mean - our boss!

Head, chef, director, boss - thank you for being there! Without you, a working day would be boring, without you we would have to return home in time (to screaming wives and dabbling children), and salary day, in general, would lose all meaning ... We love and appreciate you, Happy Birthday, chef!

Tell me, how many of you work here?
- With the chief - ten.
- And without him?
- No one.
I propose a drink for the leaders!

I propose a toast to ensure that the money of our company is further invested only in profitable business! For our boss and his wise decisions!

I want to raise a glass for the inexhaustible stream of creativity and ideas, for the incredible charisma and perpetual motion machine! For our director, who will always come up with what to do!

Our boss is so polite, asking me nothing at all.
- My too. Only orders.
Let’s drink for the polite bosses.

We want to wish a happy birthday! And wish you good health, a clear mind, iron nerves and a subtle sense of humor! All this is necessary so that the team, under your leadership, is the most advanced. We wish you such employees who would know their work perfectly and who could do without unnecessary supervision; secretary - clever and beautiful; wife - wise and not jealous; carpet in the office - only for staff incentives; leadership - fair and generous.

A team is a living organism. And what's important in the body? Of course, the brain. The brain sends impulses to the arms and legs so that they move in the right way to achieve certain goals. so let’s drink for the fact that thanks to our brains we do not just go, but also sometimes dance!

Ivan, after half a liter can you work?
- I can.
- And after a liter?
- I can.
- And after two?
- I can’t work, but I will lead!
We will drink for our dear leaders!

If at work you get both in the tail and in the mane, then you are mistaken for a horse. So let’s drink for our sensitive leader!

I respect business people, their inexhaustible energy, capacity for work, creative spirit, courage, the ability to take risks and overcome all difficulties on the way. All that I have said relates to the culprit of today's triumph. So let us raise his glasses for him, for his success in the maelstrom of life!

When the mind is headed
There are urgent matters

"Good boss" says

Then the worker every
To work has a thirst.
And just such
We have a system in our office!

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Ivan, after half a liter can you work?
- I can.
- And after a liter?
- I can.
- And after two?
- I can’t work, but I will lead!
We will drink for our dear leaders!

He asked the cobra:
- Why, when you sting a person - a person dies, and if a bee stings a person - a bee dies?
- It all depends on the degree of qualification. A bee is an amateur, and I am a professional.
So let's drink for professionalism in any business!

For bold decisions and unexpected projects!

Congratulations today
All our friendly glorious workshop
And we sincerely wish
You health, dear chef

You are our smart, noble
Strong, brave, like a lion
With you we are in fire and water
Our reliable, wise chef

God give you a lot of happiness
Peace full of money safe
We are ready to give you everything
Our beloved, good chef

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The father was on the plane. Just took off, he calls the stewardess:
- Girl, at what height are we flying?
- Five hundred meters.
“Then bring me fifty grams of cognac, please.”
The stewardess brings. After a while, he calls her again:

- Three thousand meters.
“Please, bring me fifty grams of cognac.”
And the stewardess brings. It takes some time.
- Girl, I'm sorry, at what height are we flying?
- Five thousand meters.
“Fifty grams of cognac, please.”
After half an hour, the stewardess, passing through the cabin, herself turns to the priest:
- Bring you another glass?
- And at what altitude are we flying?
- Ten thousand meters.
“No, no, I can’t,” says the priest, pointing up, “the boss is close.”
And our boss, thank God, is far away (on a business trip, on vacation, etc.). Therefore, we can safely drink.

We raise glasses and glasses for you!

Work for You - Not Games, Spillovers,
A sharp and important question!

For your health, drink to the bottom!
We need a boss - peppy and strong!
Let's drink to your wife
Passion received steadily!

Let's drink, for your good deeds!
For a good outcome of the meetings,
To make life sweet
To give happiness, without delay!

Let's drink to our team,
I need you forever and truly!
Pour us more directives
For the company success to grow!

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Odessa. Sea. The sun. On the shore is a white house. Abram sits in the yard, and Sarah washes clothes in the house. Suddenly a shot from a gun. Sarah leans out the window and asks:

Abram, the ship came, brought the meat?

Well no. The bosses have arrived.

Odessa. Sea. The sun. Suddenly again a shot from a gun. Sarah leans out the window and asks:

Abram, have you brought the meat?

No, the bosses arrived.

And what, the first time did not hit?

So let’s drink to get to our authorities the first time!

Head toast

They say. That memory for limited minds is capital without turnover.

So let’s drink to ensure that the capital of our boss is not only constantly in circulation, but also gives a high guaranteed profit!

A toast to our enterprising bosses

In the 30s, the director of the theater, who did not fulfill the plan, issued the following announcement: "There will be a concert of ten numbers. Spectators who don’t like the last number can get money back for tickets." Naturally - a full house!

After the ninth performance, the entertainer announces:

And now, comrades, the orchestra of the OGPU will perform "International"!

Gentlemen, let’s drink for our enterprising bosses!

Toast to businessmen

In ancient times, two villagers went to the city to the bazaar to sell wine. Their path was not close. They sat down to rest, eat, and then one of them dreamed:

It would be nice to drink wine now!

What are you! We are bringing wine for sale! - the second was indignant.

Then the first began to fumble in his pockets. Found a piglet and hands it to a neighbor:

On the! Pour me some wine on a piglet! The neighbor took the coin. He poured wine to his neighbor, but he was sad ...

Then he realized:

Piglet on you back! Pour me fault too! Pyatak passed from hand to hand for a long time ... Finally, both wineskins were empty. Both neighbors became drunk and fell asleep in a joyful sleep.

These were the first Russian businessmen.

I propose a drink for today's businessmen! For businessmen!

A toast of teachers and directors of our school

A schoolboy son tells his father:

That uncle is probably a teacher!

Why do you think so?

Because before sitting down, he carefully examined the chair!

I propose a drink for the teachers and principals of our school, their share was not easy!

A Toast for Custom Management Solutions

The sanitary doctor came to one enterprise. He was shocked by the abundance of flies in the shops.

Mr. Director, have you not been able to buy at least adhesive tape?

In this case, I would go broke.

But why?

Flies are the only thing that prevents my workers from sleeping at work.

So let’s drink for non-standard management decisions!

Toast to our bosses not get carried away when they give us instructions

Tactical task.

Cadets, imagine: you are moving in the desert, you suddenly notice an enemy who is aiming at you from behind a stone. Your actions in this situation?

I’ll shoot first.

You have a misfire.

I'll throw a grenade.

All ammunition is over.

Hit the enemy with a bayonet.

Overshot.

Listen instructor, who are you working for?

So let’s drink for our bosses not to get carried away when they give us instructions!

Toast to the scientists

A large ship fell into a storm. He crashed and sank. Only two climbed ashore: a merchant and a scientist. Recovering from the experience, the merchant, lamenting, says:

How many goods I carried on the ship! What a wealth! And all this is lost!

And my wealth is always with me! Here, ”said the scientist and pointed to his head.

So let’s drink for the riches that cannot be lost! Let’s drink for the people who have this wealth and guide us! For scientists!

Toast for the stamina of our leadership

Genius is an extraordinary gift of endurance.

For the endurance of our leadership, reaching the point of genius!

Toast for the hero of the occasion

Heine said: “What is music? It forms the middle between thought and phenomenon and forms the air transitional stage from spirit to matter. It is akin to both of them and, however, different from both. It is a spirit that needs a measure of time; it is matter, but matter which does not need space. "

For the hero of the occasion, the "true musician" of his craft!

A toast to our polite and kind boss

Our boss is so polite, he never asks me for anything.

My too. Only orders.

For our polite and kind boss!

Toast to the company

A man takes a job in a company and asks a question:

Will you pay for health insurance?

No, we do not pay for it. And what, in the same place did you pay for this insurance?

Of course, and not just insurance. We received free dinners, money for travel, birthday presents and much more!

So why did you leave such a wonderful company?

The fact is that she ... went bankrupt.

We work in a company where there is also a lot of good. Let's drink to ensure that she does not go bankrupt!

Toast to the Chief

Laroshfuko said that "talents are from nature, and their success is from happiness."

So let’s drink for all our successes to occur directly from nature! And we wish our boss happiness!

Chef's toast

For our chef to always have a great mood!

Toast for the professionalism of our boss

He asked the cobra:

Why, when you sting a person - a person dies, and if a bee stings a person - a bee dies?

It all depends on the degree of qualification. A bee is an amateur, and I am a professional.

So let's drink for the professionalism of our boss!

A toast to the memory of our boss

Cicero said that "memory from inaction is dulled."

So let’s drink for the memory of our boss, who simply has no time to go stupid!

Toast for a good leader

Somehow, the Fox is walking through the forest. Looks - the Hare sits in a clearing and writes something.

Hare, and Hare, what do you write?

Thesis. "How a hare ate a Fox" is called.

We went together, and one Hare returned. And again for his dissertation. After a while, Wolf enters the clearing:

Hi, Oblique, what are you writing?

Thesis. "How the Bunny ate the Wolf" is called.

Why are you, Hare, weaving, this can not be!

Well, it can’t, it can’t, only now, let's go for these bushes!

We went together, and one Hare returned. And again for his dissertation. After a while, the Bear enters the clearing:

Wow, Hare. What are you writing?

Thesis. "How the Bunny ate the Bear" is called.

Why are you, Hare, weaving, this can not be!

Well, it can’t, it can’t, only now, let's go for these bushes!

And behind the bushes sits a hefty Lion, and nearby a pile of bones is piled up. And no matter what your topic is, it’s important that a good leader gets caught.

So let’s drink for a good leader!

A toast to our leaders

One person had a cat. A cat is like a cat, the most ordinary one. And as befits the cats, every March the cat spent unknown where, and returned dirty, skinny, shabby! This man was tired of the cat’s adventures, and he performed a well-known operation on him. But here comes March, and the cat again disappears from the house, and returns only after a month - dirty, hungry and ragged! The owner asks him:

But now, now what did you do there ?!

I supervised! - the cat answered proudly.

So let’s drink for our leaders!

Toast to our director

Omar Khayyam wrote:

If happy - from happiness, fool, not shawls.

If you become unhappy - do not spare yourself.

Evil with good did not go indiscriminately against God:

God, the poor, a thousand times harder!

For our director!

A toast to progress

The man accumulated a lot of gold, but did not spend it, but buried it in the ground and every day came to see if his treasure was intact. One sly man noticed this and decided to find out what was what. He found the treasure, took the gold, and instead put a stone.

The next day, the owner of the treasure discovered the loss. He could only cry. Then a sly man came up to him and asked why he was so upset.

I buried gold here, ”said the miser. - And now I see only a large stone.

Why cry? - said the sly. “Does it matter if gold or stone is buried here?” After all, neither one nor the other would be useful to you.

I propose raising glasses for those who do not turn their gold into stone, but spend it to the joy of themselves and their loved ones! Let our new boss and reactionary, but we will drink for progress!

Toast for success in the maelstrom of life

Toast for the "prisoners of capital"

Raise glasses for the “prisoners of capital”, for high representatives of the business world, for the hope of the country!

A toast to our sensitive leader

If at work you get both in the tail and in the mane, then you are mistaken for a horse. So let’s drink for our sensitive leader!

A toast to the success of our leadership

The proof of skill is creation alone.

For success in the affairs of our leadership, proving the success of our skills!

Toast for the traffic police

Two friends lived in the same city and both were avid car enthusiasts. They didn’t want to step without a car and a step!

And suddenly one unexpectedly meets the other walking along the boulevard. Both are surprised and confused by this circumstance.

Finally one says:

It is good for your health to stretch your legs sometimes.

Yes, - agrees another, - And you ... for what the rights were taken away ?!

Let's drink for the traffic police, who sometimes give the opportunity to stretch their legs!

A toast to the head of our company

G.K. Lichtenberg said: "I very clearly noticed the following: often I have one opinion when I am lying, another when I am standing, and special when I ate little and feel tired."

I propose raising glasses for the head of our company, which at work, apparently, never feels tired and hungry, which best affects its decisions and actions.

Toast to a true master of his craft

The master is the one who invents, the apprentice - who knows the matter; everyone happens to be a disciple.

We drink for the hero of the occasion, a true master of his craft!

Making moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the Soviet Union ceased to exist, the new government stopped the fight against home brewing. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and an article banning the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law prohibiting us and you from doing your favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-ФЗ “On the Administrative Responsibility of Legal Entities (Organizations) and Individual Entrepreneurs for Violations of the Production and Turnover of Ethyl Alcohol, Alcohol and Alcohol-Containing Products” (Collection of Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, N 28 Article 3476).

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

“The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who produce products containing ethyl alcohol for non-marketing purposes.”

Home brewing in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan on Administrative Offenses of January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. So, according to article 335 “Production and sale of home-made alcoholic drinks”, illegal production for the purpose of marketing moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic drinks, as well as the sale of these alcoholic drinks, entails a fine of thirty monthly calculation indices with the confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other values \u200b\u200breceived from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal use.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Ukraine on Administrative Offenses provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-exempt minimum wages for the production and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for storage without the purpose of selling apparatus * for its production.

In practice, word for word repeats this article 12.43. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic drinks (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), storage of apparatus for their manufacture” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Clause No. 1 reports: “The manufacture by individuals of strong alcoholic drinks (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of apparatuses * used for their manufacture, shall entail a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the specified drinks, semi-finished products and apparatus. "

* It is still possible to purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is water distillation and the production of components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.