Wishes for a New Year's corporate party for colleagues. Happy New Year, colleagues! Cool congratulations and wishes in prose

The popularly beloved, mischievous and elegant New Year is again ready to knock on the door. It will inevitably come, and with it - the time for friendly feasts, lively parties, corporate celebrations: it's time to pick up and prepare original greetings, comic New Year wishes to friends, employees, dear people, colleagues. Especially for such an occasion, an atmospheric selection of congratulations in verse will definitely come in handy.

Comic New Year greetings to colleagues with an earthen yellow-bellied Pig (it is precisely her time of reign that comes)

What, colleagues, to wish for?

In the year of the Pig, you don't yawn

And don't grunt under the table

To carry the entire salary to the house.

And row it with bags.

Buy a house - for yourself and for mom,

A new coat for my wife

And what you want - yourself.

Worked tirelessly for a year

It's time to rest:

Happy New Year

All hostess is a Pig.

Yellow-bellied, earthen,

I am generous for trips

And also - business trips,

Internships, trainings -

The year will be full. Yes.

With a constant move and the salary will grow,

And the career will smile - the stairs will suddenly go up.

So that to all of us: an increase in wages, a decrease in rent,

Generous tablecloths. And more good to everyone!

Chimes, pig grunt

Get your ears ready -

I will congratulate you all and give out gifts:

Here is wealth, here is luck,

Here is health, mood,

Here is luck and courage

Here is a car and a garage.

Take, take,

Don't forget about me:

I appreciate our team.

Happy New Year to everybody. Oink-oink!

Today you can grunt loudly -

It's not even a sin to drink

And spin the trick under the tree

And bang your belly on the floor.

Such a year - the Pig - comes,

All sadness and negativity takes away

Brings a luxury bag,

And a cheerful laugh.

May the Pig be kind to us,

And he gives us gold pieces!

And it happens that a pig flies

On New Year's Eve, taking the load all away:

From sorrow and worries, negativity and troubles.

It will bury it with a piglet, stamp it with its foot and close it.

From her all the wishes (I wrote them down in advance):

Love, kindness, money in a Swiss bank,

Walking on the seashore

Generous hugs, hot kisses,

And a villa on the French Riviera!

Chinese pig comes to us -

With New Year's friendship leads.

He's a badass, funny guy

Loves the thrifty, tact.

He hates deception

And a leaky pocket.

He is smart and esthete,

Workaholic and poet.

And so that Pig was kind:

I wish all of us strength

And patience and diligence,

Fulfillment of all desires.

May the year be successful -

Happiness will come to everyone!

Short cool new year greetings to colleagues

The Yellow Pig is not the only hero of cool New Year greetings for colleagues. Especially for those who do not like the Asian symbol, cool New Year greetings - a comic collection of poetic wishes: with our dear red-cheeked Moroz Ivanovich, fluffy Christmas trees, the constant Olivier basin, cute Snow Maiden and funny Snowmen.

Santa Claus is not a simpleton, he does not come just like that.

But today is his day - it's not too lazy to congratulate us all:

To wish you health, and raise the salary five times,

To stir up the housewarming - to pay off the mortgage.

To reconcile a son-in-law with a mother-in-law, a mother-in-law with a daughter-in-law to make related

And, so that everything is certain - he gives three bags of happiness!

Happy new year, team,

I wish everyone positive:

Always be on top

To keep the family strong

And rustle with bills.

Creativity to you guys

And love to you all, girls!

Let's stop talking!

Is everyone quiet?

Is everyone ready?

So, open the bottles

And fill your glasses.

New Year is knocking - it's time

Congratulate everyone. Hooray!

The snowman rolled

He had a banquet and rolled

He doesn't give us toys

Not noisy crackers

And the fun, the mood,

Collective luck.

Hello from Snegurochka

And protection from all troubles!

Happy new team,

Have fun until you drop!

Snow. Chimes. Olivier salad.

Herring under a fur coat on the table.

And shrimp under a martini

And cheese with whiskey now:

May it be so all year round -

Congratulations, people!

365 starts again

A fresh countdown has come -

New Year has come to us!

We will have everything: good luck,

To her love and passion in addition,

Profit, revenue, catch,

Dividend, gain, rise,

And profit and addition,

And immense luck!

Snow Baba was blinded

And they wound the cutlets

Gifts were given to children

Let our holiday be hot.

Congratulations to everyone, friends,

Let's walk until the morning!

The year of the dog is running out -

Aggressiveness is no longer in vogue

Congratulations, no fancy

And I wish to become wiser!

Snow Maiden flushed

From dancing and fun.

And the snowman melted -

Housewarming today:

New Year has settled in, and gives out gifts:

Enjoy the positive

Get full of creativity

Health to everyone, do not be ill,

And congratulate each other!

I wish you New Year's holiday,

So that the generous Santa Claus is kind,

Under our lush, fit tree,

I handed out gifts - not in rubles:

Dinar Kuwaiti and Bahraini,

Rial Omani, British pound,

Let the euro, pound, Swiss franc to them,

And it's all about three to six zeros!

What do colleagues wish for?

How to please today?

And I will say (five more times):

Happy New Year:

May our dreams come true

Projects are well designed,

Plans are being successfully planned,

And the budget is more than funded!

Congratulations. Congratulations! I wish each of you:

Chances never to be missed

Hold the damsel-Fortune by the hand,

To visit the hospital only for a prophylactic examination,

Be loved and pamper yourself!

Cheerful Santa Claus

He gave us surprises:

Puffer fish, truffle,

Densuke watermelon, eel,

Caviar diamond, black and red.

Let this be the New Year

He will come to all our houses!

Exclusive to all trips to the Maldives, to Al Maha,

Chateau Lafite, Mouton-Rothschild and the Screaming Eagle -

All, colleagues, I wish you, and, of course, good!

Happy New Year to my colleagues with wishes

I want to see you all - and this is the best reason.

May the joy of meeting enter hearts

May this year be generous!

Who fell asleep under the tree

Covering yourself with tinsel

Who buried himself in jellied meat,

Who else got out and climbed ... -

YouTube will show us this

In the meantime, we are waiting for miracles!

Help yourself. Congratulations.

Hug. Kiss.

Let's walk from the heart

It's fun to celebrate the holiday!

Happy New Year greetings to colleagues at work - cool and not only

To successfully greet, and then meet the New Year, it is necessary and even necessary to spend the old one with humor and good mood. For wires - cool poetic lines:

The outgoing one - we see off, the New one - we meet together.

Dog, you taught us to run, to gnaw everything on the fly,

Do not tremble in front of a competitor, and keep your nose downwind.

Yes, thank you for everything, but we will end the partnership.

Other horizons await - we will direct our gaze to them.

Let's say goodbye to the Dog - we'll fly after the Pig!

The past year: thank you - you brought us together very much,

All worked together as a team - as one.

We will not shout for an encore, if you leave, leave.

We will live like people - the wise Pig comes!

Lop-eared puppies have grown into hardened dogs,

This Yellow Year of the Dog has come out all over. And he was like that.

With which I congratulate you all and wish you peace of mind,

Balance, generosity and only pleasant troubles!

The last year was covered with last year's snow,

New Year is already coming, we will meet it with laughter,

Songs, humor, jokes, witty jokes.

Chu! Five minutes left, fill your glasses

May victories await us all, we are generalists!

Don't be sad for the past:

What has not come true will come true.

New at the door is coming to us,

Happiness and success brings!

Congratulations are countless:

Good news awaits us all!

Debit agreed with credit, salary arrived,

We dressed up in the morning and we all go to work:

To celebrate the New Year, to see off the old one!

Our team is the best! This means that we will be successful:

Capital, pedestals and successful neighborhoods!

I congratulate all of you, friends, and invite you to the table!

Other options for congratulations on the New / coming year to colleagues are also possible - cool in prose, pictures, sms-mailing. The main thing is to make it fun and joyful, creative and perky. All Happy New Years, and good mood to you! Let everything turn out exactly the way you want and wish!

The new year is coming
What will he bring us?
I wish all plans
We did it with a bang,
So that, colleagues, we are lucky
To spite all competitors,
And so that the salary grows
Life was happy!

New Year again - beautiful, bright
He ran to us to the light,
I brought gifts for everyone
Frosty, burning chill.

My good colleagues!
I hasten to congratulate you all,
Let it give the year success
For your support, kindness.

Happy New Year to everyone
And I sincerely wish you:
With a smile and a kind word
Let's start our business.

I wish you success and victories,
May the team flourish
Let it reach heights
Let the positive reign in him.

Let the competitors stay
Forever somewhere behind
Finances are pouring in intensively
Like spring streams.

Once again I congratulate everyone
My colleagues and friends!
We'll achieve a lot, I know
Our team is one family!

Happy New Year,
Dear colleagues!
What do I wish you today?
So that even the snow will warm you!

So that in the frost and cold cold
You were not afraid of obstacles
Life is bright, cool for everyone,
Every day to be glad to you.

I want to wish you good luck
To go everywhere nearby,
Let it be brighter every day
Joy in the house to be.

So that the career strives upward,
Money was like a river
And fate so as not to be angry
Peace reigned in my soul.

Our team is almost a family
So much time together we are close.
Let our affairs argue
And let the salary be a joy!

Happy New Year, my colleagues,
May he be successful, happy.
May we achieve everything together
And everyone will be able to do it!

All health, kindness, beauty
And success in the family and in work.
May all your dreams come true
Achievements will be honored!

Leave, colleagues, business and worries,
Already the New Year is knocking at our gates,
Let's meet him and have fun
After all, we had to work for a whole year.

May there be luck and there will be luck
The soul does not recognize offenses and doubts.
All good things await you in the new year,
May he bring you happiness and joy.

Let's raise our glasses for the year that comes
Let love and prosperity find you.
I wish all your dreams to come true
And the most cherished wishes come true!

Happy New Year!
I wish you warm words.
Live richly, without sorrow,
To be met at work
Only bright moments -
Ease, friendship, compliments,
Big money and good luck
You have a lot of happiness to boot,
Yes, great health to you
And the mood is funny.

Happy New Year!
Let everything go smoothly
I wish you happiness for the whole year
Better life, no hassle!

May luck wander around
Caressing you with a gentle look,
And fulfill all wishes
For worthy efforts!

May you all be lucky all year
And let happiness await you
Tenderness, sincerity, smiles,
Without any mistake!

I want to wish you in the coming year,
Always be in tune with the team,
In the family, so that peace and quiet reign,
So that after work they hurry home.

Let love and kindness surround you.
And happiness is not a cup, but a bucket at once!
So that sunlight shines through your windows,
Success is in the beginning, in questions - the answer.

There's a good motive for a storm of emotions
After all, I congratulate my native team,
I am very proud of my job.
Oh, how wonderful, friends, our union!

In our friendly team
Celebrating New Year.
May he come beautifully
Without sorrow and adversity!

May work succeed
All achievements, frontiers.
I wish everyone to plunge
Achievements from the heart!

May the results please us
Let comfort reign in families.
So that we all have time
One hundred percent here and there!

I wish that on this night,
Work went into the background.
So that instead of folders and reports -
A glass of champagne and a cake!

May next to this New Year
Faith and luck are marching
Health of loved ones and in addition,
The events are the best turnover.

I also wish you creativity,
More laughter, more positive
Emotions, lightness, freedom ...
Let income grow to heaven!

Comic Happy New Year greetings to colleagues from your department.

Beautiful congratulations to colleagues

I wish that in the New Year you get enough sleep,
And looking in the mirror with a smile, they admired themselves.
They were successfully coping with work even before lunch.
And in the evening after work so as not to stay.

So that you are expected at home, loved, protected,
And they chose the best gift for you in the New Year.
So that time flies, and you become younger for evil,
So that in the New Year you are just damn lucky!

Dear Colleagues!

Happy New Years to you!
Always treat work with love!
Concerns to meet and it is easy to solve them,
You don't know how tired you are at work!

Let your loved ones surround you,
Even expectations will be fulfilled.
Let the sun wake you up with a warm ray
And in life you are always lucky in everything!

We wish you a cool note today
And celebrate the New Year with fresh strength!

Comic Happy New Year greetings to colleagues

Comic card Happy New Year

Colleagues, dear, we want to congratulate you!
May New Year 20 .. fulfill everything we are silent about.

May your families be happy, friendly,
All together, we are able to overcome, of course.

May the times come at our work
That life will come in a cup that is full.

On the day of joy - advance payment, as well as on the day of salary,
Potato bags so we need to cook.

Otherwise, so that the salary does not enter your pockets,
And the plastic card is crazy to go!

May we be lucky everywhere, in lotto and casinos,
And fought so that the dishes for good luck at the same time!

Comic New Year greetings to colleagues from the chief

In the year 20 .. everything must suddenly come true!
As a boss, I declare: I raise everyone's salary!
From January, see the calculation
And then praise me!

But I will demand from you:
1. To be in a good mood is one time!
2. Doing your thing is two!
3. Did the job, then help a colleague - that's three!
4. And fourthly, do not sleep on the table!
5. Well, fifthly, New Year 20 .. celebrate together!

It seems that I reported everything, missed nothing!
Well, if you haven't missed it, you urgently need to miss it! 😉

Comic Happy New Year greetings to female colleagues

Lovely employees, beauties forever,
For husbands you are companions, and for us colleagues.
Happy new year future
We congratulate you,
At 20 .. - here's what we wish:

Do not get sick, do not lose heart,
tasty to eat. sleep long
dress up, buy,
surprise, surprise,
prettier and younger,
and warm us with a smile!

New Year's greetings for colleagues

We are sitting in the new year in the company of a dear,
And dumplings and beer warm our souls.
Colleagues are all dancing and the tree is on fire,
The chief of all is more beautiful, but looks askance.

He looks angrily, forgot to add,
We will not ruin our careers today!
We will dance to the authorities, we will sing about the Christmas tree,
Colleagues, rejoice! We are waiting for the holiday!

We have a team, and there are enough women,
I would like more, why should I dissemble.
What beauties, my lady and miss,
You look clear, and every whim.

Today we will fulfill all the dishes for you,
And we say toasts to you, because women are class!
In short, colleagues, let's leave on the sidelines,
We are these lyrics, but just congratulate.

Each other today, full filling!
Hooray, happy new year! Dear team!

Joking New Year greetings to colleagues

Happy New Year, dear colleagues,
You are beautiful today, sweet
You are very elegant today,
We came in a good mood.

In the New Year, let it be funny to many,
Let our team have fun
Even the chief is not angry today
And he says funny words.

Today we are not just colleagues
We are simple friends today
We forget in our everyday run
At work, we have one life.

In the New Year, I must wish you:
Be healthy in the new year
To sadness and any bad weather
They went around your family.

So that the enemies are no longer angry,
And they forgave each other forever.
In the New Year for everyone to have fun.
So that luck finds us all.

New Year's jokes about men: "New Year's classification of men"

Of course, the full exploitation of men by women is prohibited by law. And according to the law of nature, it is allowed.
The average man is taken. We carry out the New Year's classification on it.

So, from two years old to ten, he sincerely believes that Santa Claus exists. He writes letters to him, asks for a gift, since he studied well all year, helped his mother and behaved well. And then on January 1, he looks under the tree in anticipation of a gift. And he finds ...

From 11 to 15 years old, he, as a rule, does not believe in Santa Claus. And all because one day on a holiday he noticed painted lips and recognized in the "grandfather" his teacher.

From 16 to 45 years old. At first, he moonlights at matinees by Frost. And then he fulfills his duty as a parent.

And starting from 45 years old he himself looks like a real Santa Claus. And makeup is no longer needed!

New Year is approaching imperceptibly, and now snowflakes are dancing outside the window, and it is so pleasant to breathe in the fresh frosty air. Holiday is coming soon! From the first days of December, we start counting the weeks, then the days, and then the hours remaining until the cherished New Year's Eve. However, in the pre-holiday bustle, it is important not to forget about gifts and congratulations - relatives and friends, friends and colleagues will be glad to receive such attention from you. Our selection contains funny congratulations on the New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar) for "all occasions." So, for a New Year's corporate party or party "for adults" you can pick up a few short funny congratulations in poetry and prose. If you want to wish a Happy New Year 2019 or Merry Christmas “virtually” - send an original picture or a postcard with the words of your best wishes.

For many, New Year is associated with an elegant Christmas tree, garlands, a ruddy bearded Santa Claus and a bag of gifts. In addition, this is a great time to meet friends and take a break from working days. And where there is a big company, there is laughter, jokes, funny pranks and funny congratulations - Happy New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar).

A selection of congratulations in verse and prose for the New Year 2019

Today I am instead of Santa Claus. He asked to convey to you that incredible events, good news, phenomenal success, boundless happiness and a sea of \u200b\u200bgood health await everyone in the coming year. He also said that those who refuse these gifts will receive a gift in the form of a pig next year in honor of the past year.

Pig is a symbol of reflection,
Sleep, tranquility, kindness,
Wise balanced decisions
And from them - a carload of dough!

Generous pig, thug,
With her prosperity and offspring,
In general, we wish for you
Live fine this year!

The Year of the Pig is coming -

He wishes everyone health:

Let women have fur coats

So they don't blow their lips!

And the kids have prefixes,

To make their life bright.

We will give hats to grandmothers -

To keep the ears from chilling ...

And granddaddies - shoes,

To make the days easy!

May the symbol of the year please

And he will reward everyone with a gift!

Happy Year of the Pig, my friends, I congratulate you.

I wish you immeasurable happiness in life.

Peace, health, victories and success,

Love, positive and sonorous laughter.

Let the Pig provide you with everything,

And let him add heels of gold.

So that there is enough for life - not for a year.

In general, let you be lucky in the Year of the Pig.

I wish you such a gift this year so that it does not fit into the bag of Santa Claus. Everyone can think out for himself - one car, another a yacht, the third a house in the Canaries, the fourth a huge pile of money. May there be someone this year who can help you get it.

Funny cool short greetings Happy New Year 2019

We traditionally associate the best expectations with the coming New Year - someone plans to improve their financial situation, it is important for another person to find their soul mate. So, in 2019, all hopes are destined to come true, because the future Mistress will be the Yellow Earth Pig, patronizing finances and family values. Do not forget to send your family and friends funny funny congratulations on the New Year 2019 - virtually or in the form of short SMS.

Variants of funny cool short New Year greetings

Happy New Year, I congratulate you,

Good health and good luck.

May the cherished dreams come true

And wallets will always be thick.

And let life come and go everywhere and every hour,

And happiness awaits you!

In the year of the Pig, I want to wish
Horseshoe may bring you happiness
So that you do not dare to lose heart at all,
Let everything go like clockwork to life!

Pigs today
Each of us is honored
No wonder this symbol of the year,
Hangs on our tree

I wish health to everyone close
So that your house is a full cup,
Less risks
Stability to be with the ruble!

Happy New Year. I wish you to be a miracle all wonderful year, I wish you a snowfall of money and a blizzard of luck, a whirlwind of happiness and a blizzard of love. Let this year be super-cool and mega-cool, and let it have drive, and thrill, and luxury.

The New Year is knocking at the door, which means that it is time to kick in the ass to send all the problems, stock up on armfuls of food and, with a broad, pretty smile, get positive. Smile and have fun, chase all bad thoughts down your neck! Like champagne, seethe with joy and dream of great prospects!

Cool Happy New Year 2019 greetings in pictures and postcards

On New Year's Eve, it is customary to congratulate each other with beautiful bright postcards and pictures - with the image of fluffy spruce branches with toys, Santa Claus and Snegurochka, snow-covered winter landscapes. Our festive collection contains the coolest New Year 2019 greetings in original pictures and postcards.

How cool is it to wish a Happy New Year with a picture or a postcard

Unusual funny greetings in verses Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Every time we devote the warmest sincere words of congratulations to the New Year and Christmas to our family and friends. We will be happy to help you choose cool unusual greetings for the New Year and Christmas in verses - their funny lines will color the mood with the brightest colors.

Collection of funny poems with congratulations for the New Year and Christmas

The year is passing, time is racing
A miracle will happen soon!
On a sleigh, wrapping your nose,
Santa Claus will come rushing to us!

To everyone who behaved diligently
He will give gifts, of course!
And "iPhone", and two tablets,
Have fun - walk the planet!

From ourselves - we wish you well
Happy New Year!
Do not swear, but love,
Find happiness in life!

I wish you a New Year
Live without grief and worries!
Not going to the pharmacy all year
Pay off all mortgage,
Travel to the Bahamas more often
Don't make drama out of problems
And do not save up resentment,
It will immediately become easier to live!

My congratulations
Will be extremely short:
In the New Year, let it be cool
Forget about the word "bad"
Money so that you can't count it,
And so as not to eat sweets.
Have fun and enjoy
Just smile for a whole year!

Merry Christmas!
Celebrate it wisely:
So as not to lie face down in the salad
And there was peace and harmony in the family.

Let happiness beckon to you
And will give income,
Whole money bag
Let it shock you!

May Christ be Christmas
He will shower with joy
And the magic will come
And the problems will disappear!

There will be no barriers
For cherished purposes:
Life will become like marmalade -
Sweet, bright, tender!

Funny congratulations on the New 2019 Year of the Pig to colleagues at a corporate party

New Year's corporate parties are traditionally held at the end of December, before the start of long holidays and weekends. Such events unite the team, increase efficiency, and also leave an unforgettable experience. Our cool New Year 2019 greetings of the Pig in verse and prose will give a positive charge and will be remembered for a long time by fellow doctors, sellers, teachers.

Examples of corporate greetings with jokes for colleagues for the New Year

My dear colleagues! You, the bright light of my working days, and I really want everything to be always good with you. On the threshold of a new miracle, the New Year, and I sincerely wish each of you that magic, success and joy reign in your life! May this year bring us all more profitable deals, good, non-harmful clients and, of course, happiness!

Colleagues, Happy New Year! I would like to acknowledge the contribution of everyone to the common cause, and thank you for the dedication, dedication, and successful work! I wish you career growth, original ideas, achievement of goals!

Gathered in the hall for a reason
Our close-knit team,
Today we celebrate the holiday, -
Weekend announcing.

Happy New Years to you colleagues!
May there be no dark days
So that money falls on you
In the alley, hurry up.

So that customers come
Without boring and whining,
To be thanked
And they loved like themselves.

To last year's snow
Swept away the longing, sorrow
So that on New Year's Eve
Everything has come true, what we dreamed of !!!

My colleagues, dear,
We worked honestly all year
We conquered all difficulties
And here it is, the holiday comes.
I want to congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
In the coming year, wish:
Improve health in Bali,
Do not lose faith in luck,
So that the salary is raised
What would have nowhere to go.
So that from dawn to dusk
I wanted to sing and dance!

We all got together not just,
So I can take the word,
A glorious holiday is coming
Happy New Year!

We are colleagues, this means
Together as a friendly family,
We wish everyone good luck
Let the money flow like a river!

All health, prosperity,
In a team of adoration,
We will decide everything together
And help each other!

The coolest old New Year greetings for adults

Old New Year is a typical domestic celebration that completes the "chord" in a series of winter holidays. For adults, we have selected the coolest New Year greetings, filled with a sharp "peppercorn" of humor.

Choosing a cool greeting for adults for the old New Year

Old New Year is a unique chance to celebrate the New Year for those who fell asleep on a soft pillow of salad on December 31! Happy holiday and wish you all the best!

Here the old New Year came to visit us

The joyful people are holding on to the liver!

Fat does not fit, alcohol does not rush,

Let's die, but let's celebrate the old New Year!

Santa Claus is knocking on the house-

The madhouse continues:

The collective farmer and the taxi driver are drinking,

Tractor driver and communist,

The narcologist also drinks!

Hello old New Year!

Thanks two calendars,

That the Old Year is coming to us.

Who has not drunk - let him pour,

Whoever has not finished will fill his stomach.

Forgot to congratulate?

The reason is this:

Today is the old New Year!

Funny funny poems for adults as a congratulation for the New Year 2019

In a large "adult" company, funny funny congratulations on the New Year 2019 - poetry or lines of prose will definitely be appropriate. For the new Mistress of the Year, it is extremely important that the holiday is fun and bright, and with our congratulations, adults will not be bored.

Adults funny New Year greetings in verse and prose

If there were no men
Women would be bored
New Year under the tree
Hardly noticed.
Nails, lips and eyes
They could hardly paint
If there were no men
If only, if only, if only.

A bad neighbor will leave you,

Let the traffic jams move to the mountains

There is bad talk!

We will also send to the moon

Adversity, grief and guilt!

Let them run away without looking back

All the hustle and bustle!

May all taxes and rent,

Do not eat up your salary!

May in the coming New Year,

Only good things await you!

Another year of life has passed
We part with him forever,
But this is how the meaning of life is built
Every person is getting old.

Drive away longing and sadness
And we'll have fun together
After all, a bright holiday NEW YEAR -
Great reason to get drunk!

Happy New Year and from the bottom of my heart I wish, if there is shit, then only to jellied meat, if it falls, then only into the arms of a loved one, if fear, then only from enemies, if garbage, then only in the form of bottles from expensive alcohol and containers from awesome caviar ...

Happy New Year. I wish you a thick wallet and a slim figure in the New Year. I wish you wealth, like Buratino, courage, like Artemon, romance and dreaminess, like Pierrot, cheerful character, like Harlequin, and wisdom like Tortilla. May this year give you the golden key to your cherished dream.

So, here you will find the best funny congratulations on the New 2019 Year of the Pig (Boar) and Merry Christmas in verse and prose - short funny and long, for a corporate party, an adult company, original pictures and cards. Congratulate your family and colleagues in an unusual way - Happy New and Old Years!

Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year, I want to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any wealth. But if someone decides to buy them - bargain to the last!

Colleagues! I don't know how old Snegurochka is, but Santa Claus is definitely too old! But, nevertheless, he is cheerful, cheerful and still able to present gifts!

Let the old man present you with modern surprises and entertainment, from which you will be so wildly delighted that you will forget to go to work! This will help you get laid off and find a new job! Give me a new job in the new year! With new happiness!

Colleagues! Well, another year has passed when we all worked together gloriously!
I wish that in the New Year we not only work gloriously, but also receive glorious money! Let there be exactly as many of them as each of us wants! Then we'll see which of us is the most greedy. Happy New Year!

For the coming new year
It's time for colleagues to wish
Less hard work
More pleasant salaries!

Let customers become smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!

Not only working success
Let Santa Claus carry in the bag,
And humor, joy, laughter
And only pay seriously!

I congratulate those with whom I share the joys and sorrows all working week - our close-knit work collective, on a wonderful New Year holiday! Let there be many times more joy, I also wish that in the New Year the salary becomes much higher, and less labor is spent on it.