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Congratulations on the year of the pig. Funny wishes for the year of the pig. Cool greeting from three piglets.

Let the Boar not get bored
   And not sitting idle:
   Luck attracts to life
   Watching for luck
   It brings new happiness,
   The house reliably protects.
   All that only the heart asks for
   May this year give!

Happy New Year, my dear man. I wish that the year of Piggy was happy, kind and rich for you. May every coming day give success, good luck and love. I wish you enjoy life, as a pig rejoices, splashing in a puddle, I wish to believe in miracles and in reality come across them. Your Oink Oink!

"Happy New Year!" - I say
   And do it all. Oink oink!

Let the cereal outside the window please,
   And the songs of the red-chested bullfinches,
   Desires come true little by little
   Waiting for warm messages from friends.
   And it will be the whole year as bright
   Like this holiday - with a touch of magic
   May it bring wonderful gifts
   And it will come out of happiness and goodness!

So the New Year is on the doorstep, do you hear it is already grunting nearby? Please accept my best wishes. May there be happiness in your home, may each new day bring good luck, may this whole year be full and cheerful, like life with a fervent pig.

Trees painted in silver
   Frost on the windows brought curls,
   With love, with warmth the house is decorated,
   On the tree - colorful toys.
   May the long-awaited holiday bring
   As a gift of luck and luck
   Happy and wonderful year will be
   And waiting for any desire for fulfillment!

2019 is grunting on the doorstep. I send you my congratulations and sincerely wish you to bathe in money, like a pig in the mud and also have fun and carefree meetings every day of the coming year. Health and strength, patience and happiness, good luck and joy, enthusiastic squeals and happy smiles.

From Pig as a gift - success, luck,
   Pleasant surprises, fun at the Christmas tree!

Do you hear? Someone grunts at the door. This is the New Year - the year of Piggy. Congratulations and sincerely wish that this year does not behave like a pig and bring you a lot of funny entertainments, interesting ideas, carefree days, happy holidays, untold wealth and boundless love.

Oink-oink, I’m hurrying to the feast for you,
   I bring gifts, congratulations!
   I walk up to the snowmen
   To show the direction.
Do not be afraid, I will not be mistaken
   I go confidently and boldly!
   Don't be afraid, I won't catch a cold
   I put on a warm hat!
   Good luck, happiness and success
   I give it to everyone.
   Believe me, enough of them at all.
   The year will be cool, I promise!

A grunt is heard on the threshold, which means that the New Year is coming and not just a year, but the Year of the Pig. And I wish this year to be full, kind, cheerful and always with plenty. Let the soul squeal with happiness, let luck kiss you on a piglet.

A blizzard frolics outside the window
   Naughty frost prankster
   And the New Year is knocking on the house -
   Favorite holiday since childhood!
   Happy life round dance
   Let it rush more fun!
   Let luck be ahead
   The dream will come true!

He is knocking at the door of the New Year to us, giving gifts, joyful emotions and let this wonderful congratulation sound. And with every sounding line, let there be health, happiness, a bag of money, a barrel of honey, so that life is sweet. Let the bosses respect you, let your friends adore you, let the big love overwhelm you, and the New Year's feast, let it pass entertainingly. Happy New Year Piggy!

Happy New Year!
   Hello! I am a cheerful and kind hog!
   I was in a hurry, in a hurry, as I could!
   I have an important task to perform:
   Deliver a gift - great luck!
   My second gift is a huge success,
   And the third is a cheerful and joyful laugh!
   I present these gifts today
   I promise to help in everything for a whole year!

Happy New Year, Happy Piggy Year, Congratulations! And get ready to meet a fun, happy and successful year! I sincerely wish that no one in your environment behaves like a pig and doesn’t even think of putting a pig for you, so that you are lucky and have a good life all year round. And I also wish to bathe in luxury and happiness, as cute pink piglets bathe in a puddle and mud.

Let luck give the year
   Life will be joyful, happy
   And like a Christmas ball
   As bright and beautiful!

In the upcoming grunting year 2019, I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart. And I wish you health and happiness, love and good luck, fun and peace, miracles and kindness. Do not stick your piglet anywhere and always keep your tail crocheted. And let the Year of the Pig give you new dreams and opportunities for their fulfillment.

Let the snow fly
   Like white fluff
   And the tree sparkles
   Dreams cherished
   Rather fulfills!

Happy New Year, Happy Pig. Accept the wishes of love, warmth, prosperity, peace, happiness and good luck. May 2019 glee joyfully with great opportunities and prospects, immodest successes and victories. I wish magic to happen to you all year, so that every day of the coming year will be kind, cheerful and amazing.

Surprises - as pleasant as the first snowball,
   Under the Christmas tree elegant - a gift bag!
   Filled with joy, sunny days
   And a lot of fun, good friends!

Happy New Year 2019. May the year of the Pig bring happiness and comfort to the house, and ask me to accept such a congratulation: love, attention and respect, prosperity, joy and peace, fun, inspiration and good luck, success, kindness and miracles.

Happy New Year of the pig!
   The time for a miracle is coming
   The heart of the tale is waiting.
   Let wishes come true
   Pig in the New Year!

Happy New Year, with 2019, called the Year of the Pig. My congratulation flies to you with kind and warm wishes for happiness and joy. May the year of Piggy bring good luck, fun, prosperity and a wonderful mood. I wish you a fun grunt of pleasure and never hit a face in the dirt this year.

Here you will find cool and short toasts for two thousand and nineteenth year of a yellow earthen Pig or Boar. The article will be regularly supplemented with new cheerful mini-toasts, which are baked like pies in our New Year's poetic cuisine)))

Fill the trough!

I’m not afraid to seem funny
I will say with an open soul:
"Friends, our union is wonderful!
Fill the trough! ")))

To the bottom we drink for a pig

Smoothing the stiff bristles
To the chiming clock, the clink of glasses
Pig takes over,
Promising us a lot of joys.

Funny hooves
Beating off the snow loudly
We are full of happiness troughs,
To the bottom we drink for Piglet !!!

For the honor

To the hustle and bustle of power,
To the ringing of a despicable ruble
To all our worldly passions
Pig, friends, to the lantern!

We drink wine without hesitation
For using a chapter in the corner
Do not set base desires
Keep afloat with honor!

For Mercedes

I wish you from any fork
See the way to wonderland

Accumulate on the Mercedes!​

What a pity that the vet does not cure stigma in people

Aphorism

For love

Tells us the New Year again today

Count losses and finds.
I propose a drink for love
Which intoxicates no worse than vodka!

For there is no war

I wish everyone good and silence
And enjoy life on a fine day
And I drink so that there is no war
Neither in the hall, nor in the kitchen, nor in the hallway!

Because life is one

In vain you do not kill time

And love the whole new year
Kohl poured, drink to the bottom,
Because life is one!

Let's drink the boys

Let's have a drink, boys

For the year to be cool and dashing
So that our boars fight
For the honor of your beloved boars!

For women and men

There is a difference between us

From view to ecstasy:
For women you have to drink to the bottom,
And for men three times.

Smile)))

Waiting for you like a raven blood
Desire for fiery grief
And you snored all night like a hog.
Pig!

For Russia

Let not we live while it is beautiful
But we have fun.
Let's drink for Russia!
And pour it again!

Over the past year

We have all sorts of worries
But in appearance everyone seems to be healthy.
Let's drink over the past year,
So that he was forty times worse than new!

Short wishes

* * *

Let the new year talent awaken everything
And half a country will return to youth
May you have so much health
So that ofigeli even boars!

In any time in this world
Despondent Sin - Fun Beats Under the Breath
It’s only worth riding a boar -
He will take out any crises!

* * *
Let life merry rivulet
Flowing with the playful prank of Cupid,
I wish the coming yellow pig in the year
Squeal from exclusivity and glamor!

Masculine power has been famous for centuries
Reliably protecting the gentle ones -
We can become wild boars
To protect your favorite boars,

We look at you with hope -
You are the most in this world, damn it, twisting!
Be like a wild boar you are unharmed
And be invincible in the thickets of life

I wish to enjoy everything in full
Look at the world with happy eyes.
Let good and peace in the year of the Boar
They come to you in endless carts!

Let everyone be full and beautiful,
Beamed to a happy face.
May good luck come to you Khrushka happy
Will come to the gilded porch

There is fun and no worries:
Shining stars, Christmas trees, funny faces.
May the new year be cool
But life has not become so expensive!

You can’t rush counting days
To the cat in the womb of a bird -
Let the coming Year of the Pig
Crawling towards us with a turtle.

I wish you could slurp at the feeding trough
More erotic dreams!
Let the pigs fall in love
In beautiful cheeky boars

The day ahead is indescribable -
He is tied in a knot of the sea.
May the Year of the Pig be such
How we all draw it!

Let nothing in your life wedge
And on the lips there will often be honey.
May the new year and old age be pushed aside,
And at the same time, youth will return!

I wish you from any fork
See the way to wonderland
And let you have a piggy bank in your piggy bank
Accumulate on the Mercedes!

Let there be a turn to a better life,
Where would you sway drunk with happiness.
I wish you to celebrate the New Year
So that sadness is gone, but joys remain.

Success be quick as hockey
Good luck will come with the ease of a footman.
Let everything in your life be OK
And with each new day more about "kay!

You live in tall towers
Where with young enthusiasm even old age.
Let there be so much in your bins
To have enough for a year and stay!

Change your thoughts and clothes
Breathe in all your breasts.
May the New Year give you hope
On a long and happy journey!

We have received gifts of fate more than once -
For us, times are coming even better.
Let sorrows remain this year
And the joys will pass next year!

Let quarrels disappear all over the earth,
When the chimes strike at midnight.
Let the new year open up to you
Where will all your talents unfold!

In the coming year, watch without fear:
Fate is afraid of the will of the majority.
Let it be in your life, as if in a fairy tale,
Miracles and magic are happening!

May the coming year come as a good friend
With love for all human brotherhood.
Let fate make a successful turn
To the fun and untold wealth!

Not every million scarlet roses
Decorate the New Year's Eve
But let you merry Santa Claus
Asleep on the top of the presents!

Enjoying the finest hour
I will tell you from the bottom of my heart:
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Happy new time, friends!

I came from Africa
Russian vodka with a woman I drink.
Happy New Year! Go to hell!
With new happiness, your mother!

Happy New Year! Good afternoon
With the body warmed up!
Let it always be with you
Taz with fresh vinaigrette!

We walked around the harsh life of the reef
And in the stone wall they found a gap.
Let our close-knit, friendly team
And next year will come to success!

He who believes in miracles is happy.
Sadly live in the world without embellishment -
God bless us all to celebrate the New Year
The company is still a hundred times!

Let love for you come, as in novels,
In which loyalty is kept until old age.
Let the coins in your pockets
All new year, like bells, ring!

Another difficult year has passed
Leaving us one little ray of hope.
May it be good for you in January
And in December, let it be three hundred times better!

Let rivers flow to you on New Year
Wealth and good luck at the same time.
May your troubles become canaries
And fly out of the open window!

You only cry from happiness
And take everything from life properly
And let there be a number of successes
Like Christmas tree needles!

Preparing for the holiday is always a routine and long job. But when the holiday day comes, then this is the best day in life. All guests are beautiful, everyone is in a good mood and everyone is ready to have fun and spend time with interest. New toasts for the new year 2019 - the year of the pig - will help you to prolong the fun and make the holiday even brighter and more emotional. Funny and short, funny and serious - every toast is a masterpiece, and therefore absolutely all guests will raise their glasses.

A pig is the thrifty animal! No wonder most piggy banks are made in the form of pigs.
I wish you in the coming year to save up on your dream and realize it!

I wish all of us in the coming year to keep our tail crocheted and look at everything with a smile!

Dear friends! There is such a wonderful joke:
The wolf, fox and pig fell into one pit. Time passed and the fox thinks:
- there is a pig, then there will be meat, I will stretch it out.
Wolf thinks:
- there is a pig - there is meat. There is a fox - there is a woman. You can live.
The pig thinks:
- here I am clearly superfluous, - and offers: - and let me sing to you.
The wolf and the fox agreed, and the pig squeals. Hunters came running to screech and shot the wolf and the fox. At the last minute, the wolf thought:
- damn it, and there was meat and a woman was, no, I wanted another show!

Friends! I propose a drink so that in the coming year we all have plenty, and every day was a real show with a good ending!

When someone gets very drunk with vodka, they say about him - a pig!
And if a person became drunk after a bottle of expensive cognac, what is he called? - a wealthy pig!
Raise our glasses so that we are all well off and live the next year so that we don’t deny anything to ourselves.

In between, watch the New Year's video congratulations on the year of the pig.

When the pig saw the barbecue, it began to bark at its neighbors and catch mice ...
This is to ensure that in our life the whole next year everything went according to plan, and there was nothing unexpected!

It recently turned out that a pig is the most useful animal! From it you can use absolutely everything, even the name for swearing.
May you have absolutely everything and more in the coming year. And if someone swears at you, then tell him about the symbol of the year.

Mom scolds her son, but that he got dirty and says: - Yes, you're just a pig! Do you know who that is?
The son answers - yes, this is the son of a pig ...
In the new year, I wish you all to behave with others the way you would like them to behave with you. And then this year will be the best and best!

Only one mistake was made in the congratulation sent. It read: happy new year, pigs!
See how one mistake, one small comma can ruin everything. Suppose that in the coming year you will have everything without errors, and little troubles bypass.

This fun, original and fabulous New Year's adult script on the theme of the fairy tale "Three Little Pigs", which was specially written by modern author Galina Gvozdeva specially for the New Year holiday for the Pig, really liked. We hope you enjoy it. Thanks to the author!

New Year's scenario - three little pigs (adults)

Good evening, dear friends!

New Year's Eve is an amazing time, always working, always exciting. And we say the words “Happy New Year, with new happiness” with a special feeling, with the hope of a miracle that will happen next year and our life will change for the better, what we dreamed of will happen.

And today we congratulate you

We sincerely wish you all

May this new year

Bring you with him

A lot of joy and laughter

In matters of success, in love of success,

Always have nice, bright days,

Health for yourself and for friends,

And for relatives all the same

He will give you a universal god.

And sadness, misery and misfortune

Leave in the past year.

Do not meet them again

May love reign in the heart!

So you don’t get bored today

And this meeting was remembered

And not just songs, dance,

A presentation, a joke, a fairy tale.

A fairy tale, a hint in it

Good fellows - a lesson.

(Pig Naf-Naf sits at the phone at the table, thinks, writes, on the table a bunch of papers, glasses)

(Nuf-Nuf and Nif-Nif walk around and are proud of themselves, satisfied, preening, looking at everyone with a desire to brag about themselves, coming up several times to Naf-Naf, but he is busy.)

(Finally, Nuf-Nuf does not stand up and goes to the table)

Break away for an hour

Look how tanned!

Was at sea in the Bahamas

Oh, what a sun tama!

Nif-Nif: (stroking himself on a athletic figure)

No, look here soon

Will you find me stronger.

The health of all is important guys

And we are healthy and rich!

I grabbed my boots there!

And what, brothers, cats ...

They wanted to tear me apart

They just looked at me.

All year I would be there

Yes, how do you offend the ladies here.

And they are cute, I see

I will not offend anyone.

(Sends a kiss to the seated, winks)

Ah, I recently Hierdahl,

Such a mummy sent

That I will live until 100 years old

Not like this skeleton.

(Pointing to Nuf-Nuf)

I bought a mink coat

Angora sweater

From a crocodile purse,

Let everyone envy me.

(Indicates other piglets and viewers)

And I, yesterday was in the pool,

I bought overseas mud

Feet smeared and sirloin,

I will also be healthier.

How do you celebrate the New Year?

Why are you silent like an idiot?

What are you doing here

While I was drinking with friends?

Naf-Naf: (Modestly, reluctantly answers)

Yes, here, I saved some money,

I bought a new farm,

Hired a whole staff of servants

I work from morning till night, friends.

Nuf-Nuf: (Dulling, draws his toe circles)

Naf, you asked me, by the way,

Something from the plumbing fixtures,

Sorry, I didn’t get it,

I didn’t get into that market ...

Now closed, then registered,

Then the aunt visits the aunt.

Do not be sad! I bought everything

I replaced all the plumbing

Ah, I see my friend is sweet

You’ve blocked the roof

Fence replaced, planted trees,

Yes ... your village is blooming.

Yes, blooms! Yes there is a thought

Fleet more to start

I will carry cattle to the city

So that speculators do not feed.

ABOUT! At the same time you ride me

To my girlfriends - Zoyka, Katya,

Cool chicks I'll say

As I recall them, I tremble.

I celebrate the New Year there

Oh, and I’ll inflate

Tear off for the new year

Whoever meets you lives like that.

Naf-Naf: (Answers the ringing phone)

How much milk was given?

Have you brought a bull?

Call often, Petya! (Hangs up)

(Turns to Nuf-Nuf)

And where does the wife meet? Children?

Yes, what is my wife, what are my children?

Once I live in the world

Drink, walk, as long as here

In the next world they won’t.

I despise your poison

I meet New Year with walruses,

Take a bath in the bath, take a swim,

Until a hundred years I’m not getting old.

And yesterday I bought for the kids

Italian i pill

Drink two tablets

The infection will immediately disappear.

And who, Nufina, will come to us

For the year 2000?

Who will lead the century

And the year will rule?

I was told that the dragon

Very menacing and strong.

Will fly by breathing fire

The soul freezes.

(closes her eyes, clutching her heart)

They say it's blowing hot

So everything will be on fire

And people will not spare

A lot of us will burn in the fire.

(Dragon enters)

Who remembers the dragon?

And not seeing dying?

(Nuf-Nuf faints)

Here you go! I did not say a word

And one has already fallen.

Get up my friend, take 100 grams

I'll give you a present.

(Appeals to the audience)

They say I'm very menacing

Afraid of all of me among the people.

Discovering a New Age

Always afraid of people.

And looking back a century ago

You will bulge your eyes out of fear.

What are you doing here?

Well, the country was completely ruined.

Good to the loot plundered

You’ll hardly get it now.

Beggars made people

Divorced here ... ..kings.

Not kings ... sorry ... moment,

And what about them ... these ... presidents.

People die in the war ...

And all the anger attributed to me.

I fundamentally disagree

And I’ll interfere in the affairs of people.

And I'll start from the beginning of the century

I correct a person.

I flew to you in Togliatti

There are a lot of very important things.

Who has gone too far - upset

And who worked - I will reward.

Let's start with you guys

Come on, piglets!

(Turns to Nif-Nif)

You are healthy, my friend, in body

So do some good work

Temper the children of the neighbors

Improve your friends!

(Turns to Nuf-Nuf)

Nuf Nuf! Do you like to dress

And get drunk on the pig

You will now be a supplier

And forget about the girls.

Warm people

Do not take alcohol in your mouth.

(Turns to Naf-Naf)

On 'F! You already have everything

You do not spare forces for business

I'll send you luck

Happiness, joy in addition.

Teach and help others.

(Appeals to the audience)

And I, ladies, congratulate you

I don’t know what to give you

Just know - new year

Will bring something new.

Who grieved is fun

Who lived closely is a housewarming party

Whoever is in poverty is wealth

Someone alone, brotherhood with another

Who is indecisive is courage

What would all love like.

Go for it - you will achieve everything

And heal perfectly.

Health to you and your children,

All the best in the world.

In life you do not disappoint

Congratulations get

One by one you come

And you will receive gifts.

Here is the most magical moment
   Knocking loud, open the door.
   And with him, let luck come to your house,
   Bag of smiles and a wagon of ideas!
   May there be a lot of happiness in the coming year,
   Relatives, friends, let the house be full.
   And let the bad weather go round
   After all, the year is passing and grief remains in it.
   Under the sound of chimes make a wish
   Sparkling wine glows in a glass.
   Magic moment! After all, with childhood is a date.
   And your desire will come true!

Happy New Year 2019 and leave you my congratulations. Let the coming year grunt with happiness and squeal with joy, may the year of the Pig bring prosperity to your home and prosperity. Keep your nose up, believe in your dreams and enjoy every day of Piggy's magical year.

Happy New Year 2019!
   Let the fluffy snowflakes
   Round dance in the sky
   Pig comes in the snow -
   He brings gifts to everyone!
   Let her chubby, ruddy
   A lot of joys will come
   Life will be merry, glorious
   Every day and all year round!

Please accept my New Year's greetings. I wish you a sea of \u200b\u200bjoy, I wish you prosperity, and have arrived at the very ceiling. Let the year be successful, let success in business not let you down, let success await at every turn. Let the year of the pig bring good, prosperity and spiritual comfort to your homes.

Elegant Christmas trees and from rolling hills,
   Clear weather and close friends.
   Good day! May all desires
Will come true with a pig faster!

Let the new 2019 year become bright and unforgettable for you. Let the good New Year's bustle, like a whirlwind of restless snowflakes, swirl you in a whirlpool of fabulous, happy days. I wish this year to bring good luck, the logical conclusion of all the planned tasks and the fulfillment of the most cherished expectations. Happy holiday!

Let the pig give
   Fun, good luck
   And many different
   Surprises in addition!

Flies, New Year in a hurry to us. I wish everyone to bring him a bag of happiness, mixed with luck and chronic success. Let the chiming clock become a harbinger of the beginning of a new, prosperous life, filled with joy, love, bright lights of pleasant events, cheerful meetings and fulfillment of desires. Happy New Year!

May the year of the pig
   Will be bright
   And happiness will bring
   For a present!

I wish pigs this year, swimming in a pile of good and money. Let the pig will bring you his piglet success, joy and prosperity. Let this congratulation be the start for a string of fulfillment of the most long-awaited wishes, and this year will be profitable and filled only with joyful events. Happy New Year!

Oink! I wish to race happily
   Like ice skating
   And meet with luck
   In the coming year!

I hasten to leave my congratulations for you, because on the threshold of the New Year is the year of Piggy. Congratulations, and from the bottom of my heart I want to wish that you can grunt with pleasure all year, live every new day without stress and problems. Good luck, happiness in and around you, love, success and far from immodest wealth! Happy New Year.

Let the funny piglet
   Knock Pig in the house
   To give happiness
   And dreams come true!

I wish the new 2019 year bring a lot of pleasant impressions, happiness, good news! Catch luck by the tail, do not miss the opportunity and live in abundance! I wish you to spend an interesting year and enjoy the little things!

Confetti, balls, crackers,
   White flake dance!
   Happy New Year! Happy Pig Year!
   May he bring happiness
   It will be glorious, it will be bright
   From pleasant changes
   And wonderful gifts
   Presented every day!

So the new year has crept up, full of hopes, desires and plans! Receive our congratulations with the best wishes! Let the year of the Pig be relaxed, interesting, without haste, but what’s the matter - they will wait!

May it bring a lot of happiness
   Boar on a wonderful New Year!
   Let the mood be bright
   Like Christmas decorations
   And the days sparkle with joy
   Like New Year's lights!
   Let the best come true
Conceived - it turns out
   And all that the heart is waiting for
   Will give this New Year!

I wish that my congratulations along with the positive Mumps brought you only happiness, success and a lot of joy this New Year! I wish you always to remember that life is beautiful and get the most out of it! Let everything that you dream about come true on this bright holiday!

Cheerful piglet flashed
   And the pig’s tail,
   Piglet looked at us,
   To wish you good luck.
   Let the whole new year pass
   In a good mood
   Let us have a minimum of worries
   And maximum luck!

New Year hurries to burst
   Year two thousand nineteen!
   He will warm, he will help
   Only the best will multiply.
   And worries and sorrows
   What once bothered -
   All left behind the line
   Indeed, happiness has a simple key:
   Kindness, love - without measure,
   It is easy and bold to act.
   Quickly achieve goals
   Man to stay!
   Let the streams of income ring
   The weather is not sad.
   Hobbies, shocks,
   Crazy mood.